If you can stay off the internet with it, you can probably disable both. [unless you actually think you have a virus]

Also – you can run memtest from a CD/DVD or Ext. HDD. It’s just a waste to write a 1mB file to a CD or DVD.

Either way give it a good wash with lots of water and I’d avoid the sun ‘cos if it’s hogweed it can scar if the sun gets to it.

PS Don’t trust me, I’m not a doctor :)

Sorry to hear that Mrs Toast, must have been very disappointing.

I still have one of those, running 10.2.

S_______L_______O_______W________L________Y

down in Cornwall.

TBH it fits right in. Kernow bys vyken!

there’s somefink funny about that account…

>.<

No-one’s said STW Premier Sub! 8O

Tube, patches/glue/bit of Dover chalk/, pump, levers, change of clothes [if necessary] spare change incase phone’s flat and need a lift, lunch, keys.

This week for bonus points – Rhubarb and Custard sweets from a couple of weeks before – THAT’s where the sticky stuff was coming from!

And yes, crumbs and/or mould.

This site is really going down the pan.

IGMC

I am now followed by Durex adverts all around STW :)

EDIT: Another real contribution – Primark boxers. Never seem to need anything else, and they last well.

EDIT EDIT:

Quite like this too, it’s not great, but it’s OK out of a Stovetop Moka widget and wakes me up.

Dunno man, I eat a lot of salad, only brown bread and pooh at least once a day – my GF says I’m weird.

Never get them, but realistically I guess they’re caused by eating food that is mostly digested and therefore you’re only left with dense residue. When I was in Greece, with all the white bread I felt awful, permanently needed to go but couldn’t – it was like passing stones.

A friend of mine turned up at my ol’ place in London once with the same problem, hadn’t been for a week. I fed him lots of water, and then 6 weetabix followed by about 200mL of Olive Oil. Worked in about an hour.

So – is this about poohs that feel like they want to come out but don’t?

No it’s not, the guts of the Classic OS were about 20 years old and crashed if you looked at it funny.

lurk moar

*must take to heart*

EDIT: sorry, poos, what?!

Extensions manager? Was that OS 9?

It only helps me spread my seed.

Cheers,
Mr Fun-Ghi

mr potatohead – Member
I’m here all week, have you tried the veal ?

Today I am posting as Swampy, above. It doesn’t appeal ;)

boom-boom, tish

Does no-one make a cycle with 3 wheels at the front like this:

I reckon that’d be pretty safe.

Chubby friends required

This will end well.

Hey meat-eaters,
My name is Swampy, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, omnivore no-lifes who spend every second of their day eating animal products and denying Gaia. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any mycelium? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own defective palate, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than discussing what German car to buy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and chief snuffler on my truffle team. What games do you play, other than “hyperventilate to unidirectional carbon fibre”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot “girlfriend” (She just fruited for me; Shit was SO cash). You are all house-dwellers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

I’d go running if I were you.

And the cement thing too :)

I have lived here all my life and I have no idea.

We need a B-Ark.

The dog diarrhea story on the “I’ve crapped my pants and I want to tell you about it” thread was clearly an attempt to kill.

If it’s a decent pole it’ll work harden and only get weaker through unbending.

Sounds like poor design, and I should know, I’ve done a few*!

*Getting better at it, I think :)

What if your dog attacks a car?

What if your dog attacks someone who is attacking you with a car [with open windows – let’s keep this plausible]?

Oh, the possibilities!

Dunno….

TBH I’m more likely to be bitten by a dog then eat a takeaway that comes with fries.

bails – Member
Yes, “we” are drivers who have momentary lapses of concentration, could happen to anyone your honour, didn’t mean any harm. “They” are dangerous dog breeding council estate scroungers who deserve to be punished.

THAT, my friend, is a 5* quote and I will be using as much as possible.

Thank you.

I use the Primus bottle above, fits in a bottle cage when touring.

AFAIK the rule is fuel outside the pack, for the reasons you gave.

Can’t you fit it to the car etc?

+1 sounds good.

May the wind always be at your back.

Memtest will run from USB.

I think it comes as Standard on Ubuntu, D/L it, grab Unetbootin – use UNB to make a bootable USB from your ISO, boot from that and select memtest.

LET IT RUN OVERNIGHT….

Has anyone suggested resetting the RAM timings? If memtest fails and KEEPS failing no-matter what you do with the RAM position etc, try Load Optimised Defaults etc in BIOS in case your RAM timings are wrong.

Check back if you are going to do that.

Have you ever looked at the inside of an Airblade? In my experience they’re gross and full of old smeg. I’d say you’re better off putting your clothes on wet and walking around a bit!

For srs tho – soap if you’re going to do it.

o.O

Are those cat ears poking out from under her troos?

Primus Omnifuel :)

I’m really in two minds about most things today….

Should I poke you and will you attack?

Leave the poor bugger alone.

OR

Put superglue on the web and return the favour for all the flies it’s done-in.

What’s the bother, stand around a bit and handflick. I don’t use towels, do wash a lot though. You might find washing with soap rather than shower gel helps as soap leaves a film that enables you to bead and flick the water. Detergent/gel seems to prevent this, making it much harder to air dry.

Yep, a nasty spot on my butt again. Really should have bought that Brooks.

Sorry OP – couldn’t resist. Sadly I’ve not ridden the bike, but this will at least serve as a bump!

“So what do rabbits on here look like then” thread! :)

Aaah – I guess it depends how you take the last line.

Either – Junkyard [as-in pointedly, I mean this about you]

or as a

“Cheers,
Junky B”

And if it’s the latter, well that makes sense. My mistake.

I just get tense I guess, ‘cos some people are so damn mean about others on here, but in this case I guess I was wrong.

As for scrutiny, well we’re all under the normal,watchful, gaze, but I imagine your account was cross-checked thoroughly before you were resurrected. That’s what I was thinking.

Anyway, I play on this forum too much, I’m loosing it! My placement is nearly at an end, and I have the only downstairs office all to myself. I’d better finish that thing I’m doing and not hang out on here so much. Besides, my back is killing me!

Sorry Graham, you were not being mean after all, eh?