In order to get a song popular by christmas time, you have to start plugging it well in advance, so: here goes.
It has always seemed to me after all. that Christmas, with its spirit of giving, offers us all a wonderful opportunity each year to reflect on what we all most sincerely and deeply believe in;
I refer of course, to money.
Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of Holly,
Fill the cup and don’t say “When”.
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.