Scotroutes – not really bothered about weight. Thanks, I’ll be in touch.

They sell it in Aldi up here. 😀 Cheap as anything – around £1.30 a bottle.

Last week in Morisons a woman reversed back into a car also reversing out of a space driven by a man,opposite her, and the week before saw a man reversing correctly into a space, and a woman drove forward into the space in front of her,the one he was reversing into, her excuse was it was easier than reversing into a space, he did try explaining to her he was reversing, and she just pointed out it was to dangerous for her.

All the ingredients are there, just can’t make it work.

Another fan of Williams Bros.

Yes that was indeed the first mammal that was cloned successfully.

It was more that the first statement is correct, but the second statement isn’t – so which is the correct answer?

Come on fellas – it’s not a bird scarer – these things are called craw bangers. Craw banging deviants is what’s causing your problems.

She may be gently rocking the bike side to side as she’s pedalling on the road. The turbo would be stopping this motion from happening.

Saddle in the wrong position?

Wait until you get the stuff then tell them to jog on.

Rami, not ramus.

I was working there in 2003 and the soot from Coal fired power stations, in the middle of towns, was quite incredible, everything was covered in it, including all the vegetation. Your clothes would run black when you washed them!

Welcome to 10 years later.

LEL is only on every 4 years. The next big long audax is Paris Brest Paris in two years from now. AFAIK that has qualifying rides though.

Rigoberto Uran and Petacchi have signed for OPQS to apparently.

Me and a mate were fishing at Castle Loch at Lochmaben a lot of years back. Both of us had three rods out each. All 6 of them went at the same time. Somehow we managed to land and safely release all 6 pike. Biggest ever was around 26lb.

Professional subscriptions?

When did you start up?

The guy is clearly in tears in that clip. It’s great.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/you-cant-slash-ae-services-at-lewisham-hospital-jeremy-hunt-overruled-by-high-court-8739320.html

Luncheon Meat.

Nah – standard operating procedure for a best man’s speech is to rip the piss out of the groom without comeback.

Why are you having a pop at his wife?

There is an awesome play park at Glasgow Green with some proper high slides on it. My kids love it.

Nope – never had that or indeed heard of that type of pain caused by cycling.

It may be nicer to have it at loud volume, but it doesnt need to be.

You use headphones to set up the next track. So in effect what the DJ hears is very different to what the rest of us hear. Doesnt have to be at a loud volume though.

I wouldnt be looking at any of the stupid light terra nova competition tents. Yes they are light, but they have no allowances for wear and tear built in.

1400km long.

Only one way to find out…

Have a look at Start Cycles and check out the Scott stuff. Some great bargains to be had on there.

Tibia is all there, just a wee bit further back.

Erm, Mabie, Dalbeattie, Kirroughtree, Newcastleton, Glentrool, Drumlanrig, Inners – All of those closer than Glentress.

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Nah – they’re making a gaelic school so that people who have been taught in gaelic can continue to achieve better results in a language they haven’t been taught (english) than those who are taught using that language.

£20 to fix a puncture. JHC.

Dear god what a horrendous position. Dont be trying to copy the pro’s position – that’ll just give you more back ache.

How tall are you and how big is the bike? Bike looks to small to me.

Naive

Jack it up, take the bolts out, stick a brick under the outer half of the wheel and lower the jack slowly. Never had a wheel that didn’t respond to that. You’ll need to have it in gear and have the handbrake off.

This thread needs pictures.

What the hell is a “save the date?” And how have I managed to get through life without knowing this?…

Two stage wedding invite? WTF is that all about? What a waste of time and money.

Aye, it’s shite, but it’s not as shite as gruel.

I like a McDonalds now and again. All those people on that article who are saying you could eat boiled rice and lentils as a cheaper more nutritious food source. Aye – I could also wipe my arse on a rough cast wall instead of using toilet paper. Utter bullshit by folk who would never eat boiled rice or lentils as a staple food – on its own.