I never ride my bike flat out. If I ride flat out I fall off lots. Maybe try riding at 98% instead of 100% and you’ll be faster and safer?

You would expect him to take sufficient care when performing the job you paid him to do. If he wasnt doing that and broke his tools then it’s his fault.

They do take a hell of a long time to boil water. If the canister isnt 100% full you may never get the water to boiling point.

That’s what night riding is for.

GT and Inners reds are better the other way.

M_F in overthinking things shocker.

Is that RRP or trade value?

jivehoneyjive – I’m glad to hear that you don’t have bowel cancer.

but he does have bowel cancer.

I have some news for you. There is a part of the venn diagram of life where those who are bell ends and those who have bowel cancer overlap.

They’re not kilts – they’re little tartan skirts.

English teacher made good. 😀

Why were you sitting down going off a kerb?

All you need to know is that the guy was a knob.

Approaching the car from a different angle when its at home compared to when you’re away from home?

I suspect that the guy on the bike at the start was an old pro and current audaxer called Phil.

I’d just stick the clamp on the seat post.

So some person you’ve been chasing for a while has decided that you’re either firmly in the friends zone or they have gone off with someone else.

That is easily remedied. Start being a prick towards them, stop making an effort to impress. Job done – your success will sky rocket.

You just lost the head game that is life.

That’s some sort of tandem hub given the amount of spokes that it has.

What tommytowtruck said. Pitches in less than two minutes and can be taken down just as quickly.

Incorrect cutting speed.

It would be incredibly funny if the police decided that there was not enough evidence for the motoring convictions, so they prosecuted her for trolling instead.

I am always glass half full. I did tell the guy to enjoy his infection after all. 😀

Enjoy your infection.

Harveys do British Mountain Maps. I think the one for Torridon covers Torridon and Fisherfield at a scale of 1:40k with enlargements of specific mountains and a geological map.

I will never forget a conversation I had with a GP around 7 months ago. We were talking about BMIs and I said that my BMI was 27ish. They could not believe that I was overweight. Because despite being 90 odd kg I looked skinny.

Pah!

Tut tut tut. I’d have thought that MOAB would know that there are several versions of OS maps produced that cover the Torridon area.

I have however always been a fan of Harveys maps.

I’ll keep trying to get the sender to chase it from his end but to be fair he’s upheld his part of the deal perfectly

Do you have a Go Pro – if not then they haven’t upheld their part of the deal – yet. For all you know they may have sent an empty box…

Jeez man, put your brake clamp on the right way up will you. The tarts will have a seizure.

Get the sender to chase it up. If that doesnt work – open a claim against them (the seller) via ebay/paypal.

No, it’s not. Wars are between countries.

What about civil war?

Some people live, some people exist. Sounds like your brother was one of those that lived his life.

Look after yourself.

Is it aluminium or aluminium alloy? Some alloys are magnetic.

I read that as Chris Froome DH. I;m disappointed.

It’s good, but it’s not Dexter good.

I hope they have it in Doric.

Single speed. This is the reason I mostly ride single speed.

2 x 12 pack of Durex in Boots for £9

What’s the best before date? For some of us that would be a life time supply.