Inn Deep…

Clachaig Glencoe.

Penicuik Estate has some bloody well built jumps kicking around. Well designed as they have included a qualifier which means that any muppets such as me are put off instantly from attempting a run down them.

As was pointed out the other day on here I am faster uphill than I am downhill. This is not because I am particularly fast uphill either. I enjoy it though and will get back to being adequate downhill at some point.

I disagree with most of the above. Fire up the heat – and as soon as it gurgles take it off the stove.

Nothing – absolutely nothing. I have never waited for the light to go out in any diesel car i’ve had and never had any problems.

I find driving instructors are often very, very poor drivers.

I think you’ll find that all of them had to pass an advanced test before being allowed to become a driving instructor.

The problem with the UK is that it’s a proctologists and gynaecologist’s dream. Full of ****s and arseholes.

Maybe he was looking for Flashing Amber?

I’m actually amazed by the sensible responses so far;what forum is this again?

Happilymarriedtrackworld or divorcedforcheatingonwifetrackworld.

You only live once.

Better to beg for forgiveness than gain permission.

Choose your cliche and go for it.

I’m thinking a 8lb mell and a big diamond tipped punch – and about 3 days hard work.

I bet you didn’t have no 44t big ring neither

Nah – I was singlespeed. I am a proper man you see. One day the mere mortals will understand.

I was 2nd at the Puffer once. 😉

44 – so what is considered a normal big ring. Toughen up tweetie pie.

Only after going to the rodeo. 😉

Technically that means you dont have a valid ticket if you get off at those stations, so if they stop you then you might have to buy another ticket.

With Scotrail you can split your journey at any station you want to. You could get off at every stop if you wanted to.

Ballcocks.

Why not find a similar but slightly smaller belt? Perhaps an alternator belt of some description?

The trail to Jesus’s house.

STW150ff.

Politeness goes a long way though.

Eh – the fact that it was just behind a couple of limos and a herse and that the folk were wearing funeral clothes.

To be honest, I agree with the police sergeant. If it was me, I would have had a look back and pulled into let all of the funeral cars pass.

However, being an inconsiderate cock isn’t a crime, where as knocking someone off their bike deliberately is. I would therefore prosecute the driver with dangerous driving.

I’d certainly hope not.

A person using the term “Bongo Bongo Land” does not offend me. I am not a racist or an idiot. The guy who this discussion has a valid point, but he just put it across like the inbred that he is. That’s what happens when close family members have kids with each other.

Not manhood, no. More your desires.

If I wrote what I thought of you and your ***** coffee and chocolate I’d be banned. 😀

I thought you had kids?

BFe in DH spec sounds perfect for battering round, o’er, through and doon the highlands.

Apparently the bike you are riding is actually a Triumph Dolomite Sprint. 😉

Speak to the Reaper

Good things about living in Scotland #1854737272759793 – no RSPCA.

At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

Full of shit? Wouldn’t be a first for STW.

You would have to steal it from his cold dead hands.

Or go and win the young riders classification at the Giro d’Italia whilst riding for CSC.

Why would being honest be considered acting like a dick?

he said he knows family that works in the same area as the new job and said its not all its made out to be,

This would see me out the door regardless. He sounds like a proper gobshite.

Do they drink Um Bongo in Bongobongo land, or do the just drink it in the Congo?

By change jobs, I dont mean stop being a nurse. I mean go find a different nursing job.

Do what everyone else in the NHS does when they’re bullied – change jobs. Horrible politics in that organisation.

I’m not fat, troll.

If you’re not fat why are you on a diet?

Aye and that’s got nothing to do with me ascending quickly.