By ladies?

That number plate is illegal.

Jeez, just put a DVD on or something.

Got the gloves, now I just need to see how good they are for strangling.

Luncheon.

Yeah, a lot of Hadrian's wall bike route is on road but it's still nice scenery and you get to see a lot of the wall. Wylam's a good place to stop, there's a nice campsite just out of the village and the Boat House pub is a cracker. Then you can have a pootle down the banks of the Tyne all the way to the coast. Magic.

Done Hadrian's wall a couple of years ago, camped near Vindolanda Roman fort and kept thinking there were ghosts of soldiers wandering around. I think that could have been the Irn Bru and whisky I'd been drinking however.

I married my grandmother, then divorced her after I realised she was having an affair with my ex wife. I then proceeded to marry my cousin Mary, but found out she wasn't really my cousin, but my sister. I didn't mind too much though, her cooked breakfasts were great.

We don't keep any secrets in our family, we're very open in our relationships. I'm now married to uncle Bernie, I thought her name stood for 'Bernadette' but it turns out it stands for 'Bernard.' There's nothing civil about that partnership, let me tell you.

I've got a Brazillian.

Scumbag Driver Bashing. Like happy slapping, but for adults. :mrgreen:

I went to a campsite in Rhydd Dhu at the bottom of Snowdon recently, the site was lovely, but there were a lot of loud mouth pised up Scousers. Got nothing against Scousers, most I've met are lovely funny people. These were absolute cretins, talking about how much they love shaggin', downin' drinks, and shaggin'. Excellent. Would defintely go back to the site though, right next to a lake, fire pits, and at the foot of the big mountain. The landlord of the local pub and proprietor of the site is a nice bloke too. And scouse, funnily enough. So, it was not the worst campsite ever, just some of the idiots who have gone there might put it off for others.

Some beautiful bikes on here, still think the early Konas look lovely. That Scott is awesome Andy W, it's great that you're keeping it going.

Look, all foreigners talk funny, all Middle Easterners are terrorists, all women can't drive and all people who drive Range Rovers are complete arseholes. One of these generalisations is true. Plus that fat cu*t really did sound like a fat cu*t.

Winter is best, I usually get Seasonal Affective Disorder in the Summer. Love the way everything just feels a bit different. Plus, there are too many fair weather riders (and people in general) in the Summer, getting in the way! I am not a sociopath, despite the gist of this post.

How good would riding on the moon be? A sixth of gravity and as much cheese as you could eat.

The atmosphere acting as a 'magnifying glass' due to the angle of the view?

Or magic?

I'm with Binners, lets have a battle to see who is right! Singlespeed v gears, rigid v suspension, righties v lefties. Smash smash smash, stamp, twist aaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!

I still think it should remain local. It would cause a lot less heartache on Internet mountain bike forums. Problem solved.

Polaroids let you see photo's pretty instantly too. And are COOL!

Fifa 11 and Fallout new Vegas are coming out next month. Just be prepared to never leave your house all winter. Tesco do a home delivery service if you spend over £30 so you can stock up on crisps and Hobnobs without even crossing your threshold. I love my life.

:D

Binners, how much for the shiraz bike? I'll take two.

New bike syndrome, excellent!

I agree with Neils, the look of a steel frame can't be beat.

Snowdon is a local place for local people!

Me too on the splatter paint, Diamondbacks were great bikes in the 90's.

How cool are pre-98 Kona's!

Hadge, that Lava Dome is just so right. Petty it's not still yours…I understand your plight.

Bring back splatter paint jobs!

Haha, brilliant! :D

Hi-Tec Silver Shadows too?

Those frame bags were class too, perfect for holding a mid ride Marathon Bar!

Love those old Marins, you still see the occasional ones knocking about. It's something about those colour combinations, excellent!

Favourite biography – Shakey, Neil Young's Biography, by Jimmy McDonough. Better than a lot of fiction, what a story.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence by Robert M Pirsig. I love it.

On a lighter note, can you wheelie a road bike? I'd like to see that.

Roadies are sadists. Why try to explain their actions?

The tories are to blame for a lot of things, they are disgusting, vile, evil creatures that should have been stamped out a long time ago.

Cruddas Park?

To be fair, the wagon driver probably saw her gammon hangers with his own eyes and imagined ramming his ten ton truck right in there. It's just as well he phoned the pollis, or else there could have been a tragedy.

What about the 4 season sleeping bag? Only 30 quid, seems like a bargain…? Not to wear on your hands, obviously. :-)

_____ like a melted welly.

When cockneys say "apples and pears, guvnor", Tasty.

Get an aluminium bar and don't worry about mountain bike forums? Problem solved?