Is it as good as the Running Man? Killiaaaaan!!!

Just ride 2 abreast on your pushbike, you’ll be fine. It’s your right as a road user!

Just as the X-Factor contestants aren’t the most talented singers in the world ever™, the cretins on Apprentice aren’t the best business people ever. Just so you know.

Who’s Jack Duckworth then? Orange?

Get a footy top, you get more points for retro, and foreign team. You lose points if it is a Man United one.

You lot will whinge about anything. Future Publishing aren’t moral bastions you know. They aren’t Jesus.

Can your body be too old for a ponytail?

Not if you’re Steven Seagal. Here’s something that will keep your old body going:

http://www.lightningdrink.com/

My Tracks, for the reasons above.

really?

Yeah, seen it done on a couple of Kryptonite ones I had and seen loads more other makes broken on the CCTV at work. They do act as a prevention if there are easier pickings nearby, but there isn’t much you can do if a scrote really wants your bike. Sad state of affairs really.

You don’t need any tools most of the time – a lot of thieves just use the bike as a lever. They just pick the bike off the ground, twist it, and it’s gone. Even the strongest of D-locks can be broken in this way.

Basically – always expect your bike to be nicked if you live in a city and you lock it outside. If you don’t want your bike nicked, don’t lock it up in the street. I’ve even had a 99 quid Decathlon special that was found in the cellar of my house when I moved in nicked from outside work. It was on the first day I even used the thing, and was probably not even worth a fiver. My mate had the grips nicked of his old 18 quid rat BMX. The grips! :lol:

Just wait till your fox stantions wear out…

Did you get caught sniffing it then?

Sneaky edit ;)

Its 15 quid for 3 months, so it looks like your son has been buying games/extras, or watching mucky movies.

Front mechs are indeed boring, so boring that I completely forgot about them. :)

Vert Pros and Panaracer Fire XC’s were all the rage when I got back into mountain biking around the mid 00’s

the bolt that connects the seat to the seatpost would be my suggestion

Bolts don’t count! :wink:

Thanks. I am hard as ****.

And a roadie! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don’t get colds etc, whatever ‘etc’ might be. Try riding your bike lots sometime, if you haven’t tried it then give it a go.

Have a prize, hard man.

I have the footage but wont be uploading it for sometime. Makes for a good watch!

Go on, you MUST upload this!

You are mad if you cycle on the road though.

Jimmy Bullard’s is the best:

+1 for WTB tyres being great, got a set of Stouts/Prowlers on each bike and they are fantastic, if a little bit draggy at times.

Worst tyres? I’ve never really had any that were truly horrendous. Maybe Conti Mountain Kings, since everyone else hates them. :-)

Is nuclear power safe or not, then?

Where do you live in the UK that you can’t ride from your door?

Good troll. 8/10 for getting the bed wetting Adele listeners all het up.

If you’re getting in a car to ride your bike somewhere then you aren’t trying hard enough.

Orange 5 plus 1 trillion.

Orange 5 plus 1 million

Never could get into the Wind Waker for some reason. I’ve played Ocarina through a few times though, I just dont like the sea :)

That video should have the Benny Hill music playing in the background, as indeed should this entire thread.

I still have nightmares about the hangover I suffered after my mate and I decided it would be a good idea to make some snakebite with white lightning and kestrel super strength. it literally burnt a hole right through me.

We tried this with Special Brew instead, it seemed fun at the time, but you’re right – one hell of a hangover.

I think someone may be mocking me

:-)

I’ve got loads of purple anodising on my 2002 Lava Dome, I reckon it looks ace. It’s a bike, it should be shiny and a bit of fun, I reckon.

Oh, and Azonic should make the simple, plain silver or black double wall risers again. The best bars of the mid to late 90s. 8)

Got to love the GT LTS ^^^

They looked absolutely class, and worked quite well I’m told, as I’ve never had a go of one.

I’d love to see mid 90s Kona paint jobs and decals come back. I’d probably even buy a modern Kona if they painted them up like that. :wink:

belugabob – Yeah, they are great bikes, and anyone who describes the colour of a 96 Cindercone as ‘minging’ has no taste whatsoever! :-)

I think the actual colour was ‘swamp green’ or something like that, as it isn’t bright gold, but looks great all the same.

need to think carefully about headset & seatclamp colours now.

I reckon subtle and understated will do nicely. Maybe silver, like the one up there? ^^^

If there’s no talent involved in making music that’s enjoyed by millions of people worldwide, sells out arenas worldwide and sells millions of albums, then why isn’t everyone doing it? Why aren’t you doing it?

This. All you haterz just aren’t talented like Chris Martin and the other three.

Best? Not so sure, but Melody A.M. by Royksopp is a damn fine album.

Coldplay are the best band in the world, probably ever! I used to like Slayer, but the first time I heard ‘Yellow’ it was like an emancipation. I now listen to nothing else. They are without a doubt the best songwriters ever, anthemic songs that define a generation. I even reckon the drummer is better than Gene Krupa and John Bonham combined, and the bassist has the funk and soul of Bootsy Collins, except he’s loads better. The guitarist reminds me of a cross between Peter Green and Paul Kossoff, but with a smattering of Joe Satriani and the flare of Hendrix, except better than all of them. And Chris Martin is like the male Aretha Franklin, he sends shivers up the spine with every word he utters. Plus he’s better than ll you haterz as him and Boneo from U2 save all the Africans.

Just do a google search for 1996 Kona Cindercone – the best looking bike of all time, for all the inspiration you need.