My favourite Jimmy Carr Joke.

What's worse than finding a Maggot in your apple?

Being Raped…..

Go for a Passat, much more for your money and the same as an Audi underneath..!!

Need a watch to remind me of my left and right!!!

All ok on mine!!!

Taken just over a month ago, now furnishes my dining room wall!!

Bling and fast too!!!

All taken last summer on one path in my local wood.

Fantastic!!!! A collage of Poo!!!

Some Terry's Chocolate Oranges with superficial damage to the boxes!!!!

I'm 6'4" and ride a large, however I only have a 33" inside leg. Your best bet would be going and sitting on one.

Thanks for a great ride.

Sorry for the delay in posting, but had no service on the Campsite.

Good day, great company, fantastic countryside and cream teas!!! 🙂

Really enjoyed that, thanks!!!

Just called in McDonalds in Minehead for a quick McWee, and it would seem that the public car park is no more!!!

Hmmm….. I'm also camping at Porlock this weekend, might just have to ask the relevent permission granters about this and pop along for a pootle.

My own favourite!

Fantastic, could be in the market for a new road bike in the next few months, will go and pay him a visit next week!!!

Sorry mcmoonter, that certainly surprised me what it sold for!!!

Best of luck finding another!!

Basically shoplifting!!!

For private sales, have a look through e-bay completed listings.

Don't bother with webuyanycar…. They are part of Carcraft and there basic business model is to pay a percentage of CAP Average, then just put the cars straight into auction.

Get one in your car!!!

Wow. Clarke Charger/Starter- STARTED first time when plugged in.

And I thank you!!!

It is the most common sound I hear on the forecourt!!! 👿

With over 50 cars sat in front of me and doing the job for 10 years, I can honestly say, I don't have a week go past where I don't hear this noise…The starter motor will turn a few times then go to the solenoid click. It will also do it several times before there is just the clicking sound only…..

I would guess that the battery is Bu99erd, if you have tried to charge it already. Get it jumpstarted, check there is a charge coming from the alternator, take it for a drive (a good one of 10 miles or more) or leave it running for an hour or so. Then leave it alone for a couple of hours, then check if it starts, if it doesn't then the battery has had it, not uncommon after being left for that amount of time….

Has the engine actually started??? As I doubt it would be a sticking valve if it hasn't.

As I have said already, there probably isn't enough charge in the battery to keep the starter motor turning, all you can hear is the solenoid constantly firing!!!

Sounds like there isn't enough charge in the battery, try jump starting it from another car.

Is it a fast clicking sound?

I will really annoy some people now, I have sent three Pumas off to be crushed under the scrappage scheme!!!!

First and last Seiko I will ever buy!!!! (unless lost, stolen or broken)

Been perfect, the only time I take it off, is when I wear my HRM.

Big Thumbs up for Seiko……!!!!

154 on a variety of surfaces…..but all outdoors….!!!!

alexathome – Member

I think it's something like this:

Would you like an upgrade to a downgrade

Here it is!!!!

Good, but as it was the only steel frame I have had, perhaps not the best of reviews….

IF everyone merges at the same point as me I will be happy!!!!

I know that the majority of people carriers I have seen, of that sort of age, usually resemble a Beruit Troop Carrier on the inside. Really have to look hard to find a good one!!

Pure fun, I would go for an Imported Honda Integra Type-R, 220bhp rev monster!!!!

But the Civic can take a couple of bikes as well as having loads of space for kids!!

A newish group in that sort of area!!!

Starting to organize localish rides along with trips off to Wales and the like!!

Nope, they are lovely………

On my second Enduro now and love it, won't be buying any though!!!!

Satellite

i-Spy…….

simonfbarnes – Member

should one know what an E150 is ?

E150a
Plain Caramel
E150b
Caustic sulphite caramel
E150c
Ammonia caramel
E150d
Sulphite ammonia caramel

I know the first is used in some Whiskeys!!!

You little *******!!!!!!

karnali – Member

worked on older golfs

I believed it was only on BMWs

Only with air activated central locking, and you had to be very lucky to get it to work….