I take delivery of a ukulele on Monday next week, I’ll be sure to let you know how I get on

You sound like a right grump, why didn’t you visit a High Street optician?

looks just fine, they look good man, let them be for a bit longer though, wait for a colour change, do you know what type of chilli it is? Scotch Bonnet maybe?

It looks a bit like this, lobes in stead of one long fruit.

not this

Rory McGrath, stunningly irate at Cambridge rail station, I didn’t say hello as he looked a bit drunk. I later discovered that he probably was a bit drunk. It was 10am.

Does this work best for mosquitoes in the Dessert?

I’ve been an optician for 20 years, working in independents and most of the High street chains. I’ve known the most coldhearted lying sales techniques from family indys and worked with genuinely lovely teams for supposedly ruthless chains. Not much help there, go wherever is local and feels pleasant.

Cool thanks dude

Whats On

Yes, there’s a couple of cinemas too, vue and picturehouse

Check out the Phoenix arts centre, in the city centre, often something interesting on.

Go along to that local wall and have a chat with the guys there, there will be something suitable for youngsters and many walls run kid’s clubs which are excellent training.

Oh, and anyone recommending bouldering as a ‘warm up’ for rope climbing is a right sausage.

I’ll be more sensible, didn’t you find that you upper speed was limited on the trails at Woburn? If it’s worthy of a low gear for climbing then surely the downhills benefit from a suitably high gear

You rode Woburn in your granny ring? Do you have the legs of Stephen Hawking?

Jesus Christ my nostrils have opened up a portal to hell, its like Ghostbusters here, ectoplasm is shooting out of me. I’m Spiderman unloading at a soggy biscuit competition. I’m caned more tissue than I did aged 14. Loratadine hasn’t touched it, I’m a snuffing wreck, worse still I’m deep in the countryside, many miles from the nearest chemist. Please send acravastine reinforcements before my face melts off.

The tensioner is making it jerky, it’s the wrong way to make a fixed gear bike

Google ‘magic ratio’ and get rid of the tensioner without that you can’t ride vert dropouts fixed

Go to Hospital. I’m an optician.

Be careful not to analyse the fun out of the event. Remember when Formula 1 became boring about 30 years ago?

It lines up behind the rubber doorway when clicked into top gear. I think

I created a new segment a couple of days ago (run not bike as it’s in a city centre) why doesn’t it show as a segment in explorer yet? But somehow I have the KOM or whatever the run version of that is.

Does someone else need to run it? Or me again? What the dilly-o?

Who is it for? The average user here seems to be a grumpy mid 50’s Scotsman.

Hope the police can snare them…

I find the word **** significantly more offensive than the word ****, anybody that thinks otherwise is a bellend.
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Do you mean ‘rare’?

This is mind boggling.

You weight 18 stone, are on a weird low intake diet and haven’t ridden for 2 years, of course everything feels shit.

Just chill out and go for a ride.

How they knew you’d speak English we’ll never know, but your German is despicable. Also, German people outside of films rarely have strong accents. I suggest you met a pair of Austrians.

He’d disappeared?

Why have you ‘warmed up’ 5 hours before the off? Seems a bit keen

Pick the red ones, leave the others, make sure it gets plenty of direct sunlight and keep watering it. Yum, good luck with your plant, last year I had three, this year it’s 12

Maxtorque

Very interesting thank you. I’ve a Vw t4 and they are always making a big fuss about potential remapping power gains. It drives quite nicely despite a flat spot around 2000rpm. I was considering a remap for power plus investigating the flat spot, but will leave power where it is (102bhp) and see how it goes. Unless you specifically recommend somebody in Exeter.

2000rpm = 60mph, my preferred cruising speed, which is irritating

Probably Crawley scumbags visiting then…

Ps. Crawley Scumbag here

Jeez, the trailer makes it look guff. I hope it’s better than that.

So explode, much amaze.

He’s been married to a man named Garry for about 2 years, that’s pretty gay. Why the fuss about it now?

Barry and Garry, LOL

Building something from scratch without plans aside from a vague ‘feeling’ about how to do it.

I have a 1954 Holdsworth monsoon, it’s laterally stiff and vertically compliant and feels like riding a cloud made of Vanessa Feltz

I work in a veterinary surgery, our surgeon Leroy, a 6’3″ black guy of around 50yrs old, laughs his tits off when we get a Maine Coon in.

literally just had an ad for plusnet user something or other pop up on this very thread, what a load of balls

not quite as good as monster facials or whatever, but when I open the ң%$ӣ$ Amazon thread I get ads for Amazon, nice one

Swim or whatever in your contacts, just take them out after, get dailies so they are disposable.

120 miles, 9 hours 20 minutes, overnight in pissing rain. Singlespeed.

My training consisted of a couple of 20 milers every week for a few weeks prior. If you can ride 20 miles then you can ride anything, it’s a mental challenge, provided your arse isn’t killing you.

Incidentally, I won’t be doing that sort of thing again, it’s boring bollocks.