Plant your seeds on new Year’s Eve.

Airing cupboard to begin with, until you have seedlings
then small pots on windowsill
then larger pots on windowsill
only put outside when there’s no chance of frost
put into large pots and feed like a tomato plant
Reap!

You could do competition by circumference x weight = winner as bonnets are very variable shapes. If you grow a couple of bonnets then remove all fruit aside from one plant, this allows the plant to make one fruit only into a monster. Numex are bushy and very heavily laden, most chillis on plant might be a good one here.

Good luck

Original Mini with A-series engine.

What sort of lunatic puts the radiator sideways? No other car before or since was such a flawed guff-crumpet.

Just give it to me, I’m going that way, I’ll hand it in for you…

Ssend me a little 40g jar and i’ll wang one of mine your way when the crop’s in. Nice work.

A selection, Hungarian on the left, Scotch bonnet And a Komodo dragon

Chili products coming soon…

Repot them into very small 42ml jars and give as gifts / sell not as jam but as a cooking item?

Incidentally, what chillis were you growing? I’ve a crop im about to harvest…

Calm down Jeremy clarkson

Been made in china and assembled in USA for a very long time. They even arrive in bags with Chinese writing on them which are carefully removed before sale.

I just wonder if they could hook me up with a pigeon or two.

Those telling you that you’ll adapt quickly are either deluded, lucky or perambulators. If you have time to think Right = Rear then you’re riding with my Grandma. Either swap them or don’t ride anything more challenging than a towpath.

How about Krav Magar for a 40 yr old? There’s a club near me.

You’ll die

Athiest here, yo. Who was there to witness all the Old Testament goings on? Did Adam and Eve make notes on their downfall? Blind faith in a book is utter cobblers, nowt wrong with assuming a code to live by but there’s any number of good thick books that could be analysed and each scene made a Parabel. Take Lord if the Rings for example. It’s teachings include eat a second breakfast and don’t **** with big spiders. Food for thought I’m sure you’ll agree…

^ Is there no standard anymore?

Respect to all who have posted a taste of their own playing. I doubt anyone here will say anything unnecessary.

My mate used to do some modelling work, jumpers, jeans , t shirts blah blah. He got a call to do another shoot as he had ‘ long hair and a great figure’ . turned out it was a lingerie shoot, but not even very saucy stuff, just a slim dude wearing girls clothes. Fairly strange, and mediumly well paid.

councilof1 –

Kart technique? I’m a Kart afficionado as the poise and balance achieved through correct use of leaning styles is sublime, and yes it’s a technique that takes time to learn but their use when making a hooning a bend cannot be ignored.

Sidwell Street’s got more homeless than pigeons, just sayin’…

Lean the ‘wrong’ way in the corners (or just don’t lean), it puts as much weight / grip onto the outer wheels as possible, feels weird to begin with but it will give you more grip than expected. It also allows the inner wheel to slip, remember that Karts don’t have a differential so something has to give. Keep your weight back in the seat to get the rear end as grippy as possible too.

I am a Karting god

I bought the £20 macallister b&Q one a few weeks aback, it’s fine, very powerful and comes with a grinding disc. You will need ear muffs and eye protection for sure. It does have a lock so you can work at tricxky angles with no prob

Are you King Sodding Louie? Do it in the loo FFS

I could Fiat my caravan in a gap Alfa the size

nice one plumber

How is plastic cooler than cardboard and paper

When the packet has an eagle on it. I expect he doesn’t care about recycling any more than left foot braking.

Never

He plays with Ernie Balls.
I play with Elites on my bass, but this forum is chock full of honkies so that won’t mean much.

Am I allowed to be offended by ‘Honkies’? I love to play with Ernie’s Balls.

What Tom B said, get 9-42, totally normal strings, it makes bugger all difference on an electric anyway. Usually about £6 or so and comes in a cool packet.

He spoke to the lumberjacks today, dude freaked out, my mate’s gotta shift all the wood back. I’m busy this week so he’s on his own, sucker.

I knew I should have asked my elders.

Now the trees have been cut, my mate has a clearview…

Surely that’d be Sister Rita and her filthy habit

I used to eat sausages when they were cool

Well, if he shares it with his neighbours he’ll be more poplar.

If the fuzz come knocking I’ll tell them they’re barking up the wrong tree.

I think there’s a criminal at larch

I hope the stolen gwoods dont get seize-oned

I think I might be for the birch.

I know my way round the blues scale of course, as anyone who listens should

Sounds like you’re quite the dandyman and not the n00b you initially claimed. Get thee to a music teacher!

Exactly the same, some might be a pain, others less so. Definitely trickier than a proper tubeless tyre though.

i think making jokes here is bang-er out of order.

So what does everyone think of Slash?