Foreign maybe? Cannock?

There’s no investment value, Gibsons are common as muck.

Not a chance of this at my school, or a uniform, or completed homework for today matter…

Did you mean you’re coming?

I suppose I could ‘have at’ a would-be assailant with an ill-tuned ukulele?

My grandmother had a rounders bat under her bed, she said it was ‘in case of snakes’

BPW, some slippery-ass rooty section, rainy, dark and nasty. Dad and two kids all on decent bikes but one kids was left struggling about 200m behind. He was cheerful enough, but it was a pretty treacherous section to leave a 8 yr old alone on.

Probably a stepchild.

Savile, Glitter, Harris.

New build? Find out what used to be there and name it after that? The irony of finding Oak Sodding Cottage (No 7) in a housing estate built on what was previously 1000 year old beech woodland made me chunder.

The new surface at Swinley is too Estonia for me.

Compact chili plant, numex twilight maybe? Easy to care for, colourful fruit, tasty if you fancy it.

huckleberryfatt – Member
Take the battery out of your bow tie

That is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. But it’s only 8.30.

My mate is a rugby playing geezer with a face like Stan Laurel and a wicked sense of humour. He’s also an undertaker. If he can do it, anyone can. Consider your words and nod, like the dog in the advert for insurance. But with words.

Were you battling a pink robot, Yoshimi?

You should Czech yourself, I’m sure the lads didn’t Armenia any harm, maybe you should go a bit Slovakia.

What a sprat

the meat always appears to have been pre-cooked separately then dumped onto the sauce when it needs to be cooked *IN* the sauce to get the flavour right.

In fact you can even see from that picture – the meat is still white when it should have soaked up the sauce’s colour.

These are the words of a curry n00b

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Greggs?

Brighton nightclub, end of the eve, been dancing with a couple of girls and my mate decides to bellow in my ear “I’m having the one with glasses!” just as the DJ cut the music. At least I didn’t have to walk home alone, and he bought us kebabs.

Unwanted, though not inappropriate experience.

Wedding reception, several years ago. A very drunk and quite camp lad kept hanging about me. I chatted to him about normal stuff as you might, he kept touching my arm, slightly irritating. Unfortunately I knew no one at the party and so didn’t really have an easy escape route as he became increasingly annoying. Later he intercepted me on a sofa and advanced to knee touching. Somewhere around the oral sex part hair stroking I had to reiterate in very basic terms that I wasn’t gay and wasn’t interested and that he should stop wasting his time.

He was a little put out by this and stomped off in a bit of a drunken huff. By now he was utterly hammered. I managed to find an entertaining bridesmaid and an hour or so later made it back to my room.

Only to find him asleep in my bed!

Dunno how he got in there, don’t think he even knew it was my room. I slept elsewhere, not because he was gay, but because he was a drunken sex pest.

(I have shared rooms with gay friends who are not sex pests, no probs)

Gonna get one on the Way home

OP is so roundabout they may as well be a traffic island. Spit it out, what are you talking about?

You can’t see it in the vid so easily, but I’m in a gently sloping carpark, that and a constantly covered but not pulled until reeeeeallllly necessary rear brake is all you need.

And just keep practicing.

Me

Anyone care to post a vid of them manualing?

Aren’t Jehovah’s Witnesses just hardcore Christians?

Is it something about beating a carpet or shooting a Welshman on a Sunday?

The ‘no undertaking’ rule, however it’s interpreted here, is nonsense and leads to drivers assuming that there is no-one on their left and so not bothering to look before moving left. As we all know, assumption is the mother of all gitweazles.

Try driving in the middle lane for no good reason in Germany and you’ll be flashed by everybody and then pulled over by the police, who are rather stern. They are likely to lean a bin against your car too…

Gwurk is right, this is the important bit.

When you are about to go past the balance point bend your legs bringing your pelvis towards the saddle. When the front end is getting too low extend your legs pushing your pelvis away from the saddle. It’s really that simple.

It’s not arms up and down or arse back and forth, it’s legs in and out.

15 years ago. Stag night in Brighton and also Gay Pride.

I was late to meet the lads and was jogging into town on my own. I took a shortcut down a dodgy footpath and two big lads stepped into my way, one calling me a queer **** and starting to square up.

Without even slowing I punched him in the jaw and he fell down, allowing me to run on. *

I eventually met up with my mates, one of whom leapt excitedly into my arms, catching my jaw with his shoulder and splitting my lip.

Great night all in all. Strip bar had a lesbian hen party in, they were awesome.

* I weigh 9st and look gay, so feared for a sound thrashing.

They’ve supplied you with a distance, intermediate and near RX, get the intermediate ones made up as they are effectively for computer working distance, they’ll aid your near vision but will not be as good for extended periods of reading or use in poor light.

Do you know your current spec rx? Is it actually any different?

Mawkish drivel, correct spelling mistakes and chuck it back in, might give someone a laugh.

More guff

Leave a gap before setting off, same as you would if you were following anyone you knew was slower than you. And breathe?

The Amen break.

***Bump instead of a new thread***

Budget of £30, light for off road only, max runtime about 2 hours, any recommendations?

just needs a couple of bin shaped dents, he’ll be less precious about it then…

Clearly such measures work as I have yet to be stabbed, attacked by a beaver or by a rabid haddock.

Conclusive, I’m sure you’ll all agree.

Such is the speed and ferocity of the beaver, seldom is the victim afforded time to apply the correct PPE. Should a beaver begin it’s attack then you must respond hard and fast, striking repeatedly at the sternum with any heavy object to hand. Such as a ladle.

They can indeed see right through the house, so maybe that’s it. I hardly ever see it happen, usually it’s a thud and I see a shadow flit across the wall.

Dickyboy – Member
No, I am saying I don’t know but I am not hugely convinced that bike helmets actually prevent permanent brain injury – I’ve been knocked out after being knocked off by a car. I dare say I might not have been had I been wearing a helmet but I am saying that had I been wearing a helmet it would have been damaged but it wouldn’t have “saved my life”

It can’t have saved your life if you didn’t die in the non-helmet scenario. If you’d have died then a helmet could have potentially saved your life. Evidently it could have saved you some long term brain injury.

Though I must say, this gentleman suits one very well.

That man is quite clearly stoned AF

I’d do the pallet one, solid, cheap and easy.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sorry-childrens-helmet-rant