“I like reponsible dog owners.
I like well behaved dogs.
I like trail centres.
However, I intend to ride my bike round the show ring at Crufts next year;
I shall crap on the floor, hump Clare Balding’s leg, bark at the judge and circle Peter Purves in a threatening manner, whilst Ms Spanner shouts ‘He’s harmless really, your microphone scared him’ in a patronising, smug voice.”
Rusty spanner that’s hilarious, i wish there was a like button on these forums