Ref point 2:If you were sat on a super lightweight xc race machine….maybe!
However,if on a heavyweight d/h bike,to get it to move I reckon you would need to light said fart to get the ‘jet afterburner’effect……….. :wink:

For me its:

Julio Geordio

Ron Manager

Bob Fleming

Altho I think the 1st one was off the Harry Enfield show IIRC.

Should’ve given a cheery hello.
Who knows,she may have invited you in for a brew & a ‘cucumber sandwich’!! 8O

Nice video there,Pook.
Like the way you kept going back to do the log ride…”It will not beat me!!”

Dialled P.A.-From Wheelbase yard at Staveley,20 mile loop of the Kentmere valley.
Crackin’day!

Cue civil service job adverts for’Travel Plan Co-ordinators’,@ £80k plus bonus….

Chris Rea-Road To Hell.

Brother in law got that played on local radio for me on the morning of my wedding.He obviously knew something about his sister that I didn’t at the time!

Perhaps if that ****t Bono stopped clapping his hands,children in Africa would stop dying…..

ton,
Same here.

And then some fecker distracted us all, with recollections of sexy teachers what we had a crush on….

:wink:

Nigella…..mmmmmm…”And today,class,I am just going to whip up some….”

Dunno.
Early to late 70’s C of E secondary,’somewhere oop north’

Downhillsquirrel,
Happy memories for me of Mrs Smith my German teacher,the only lesson where I used to sit right at the front of the class instead of skulking away at the back.
The fact that she wore really short skirts & more often than not used to sit on the edge of my desk,with acres of thigh showing,whilst giving the lessons had nowt to do with my decision to sit there of course….. :P

Nah,he’ll do da biz man innit.

On a slightly lighter note,we had a HOT science teacher.Mid twenties,blonde,long legs,a real looker,if not paying attention she would shout at you in a dominating voice,all the while with a real sexy twinkle in her eyes,& when you are a randy 15 y.o. with hormones all over the place……..
Until then I had no idea what premature ejaculation meant…. :oops:

Reminds me of various ‘punishments’ dished out by teachers at my secondary school.
One teachers favorite was to throw a blackboard duster (the wood backed type)at your head if not paying attention.Another would give you a slap around the back of the head for the same.
If you upset any of the P.E. teachers tho,they would easily get their own back on the footie pitch.Two footed tackle/lunge from behind,anyone??
Was once called into the deputy heads office because he had been ‘informed’ about me writing something offensive on the cloakroom wall.After receiving the obligatory stinging slap on the palm of the hand with the cane,he then told me the name of the lad who had told him,”Because I hate a grass!” he said.

Freshly mown grass as well.
Takes me back (many!)years to when I was at junior school & we had a lesson sat outside,& the grass we were sat on had been cut that morning.

If you read the news report ref Number 2,it looks like the single deck bus,NOT the skip lorry was the vehicle responsible.

Deffo report it.
Then take your mutt for a walk,& when he dumps his load of ‘dog toffee’on the pavement next to the car,& you pooper scoop it,just dispose of it through the raggedy hole in the cars fabric roof….

Both pics taken at the top of the Col de l’Iseran,July 2006,on the trailAddiction H.E.I.D.I. day.

2006 RFX in its original guise,(Wotan fork,air shock).Now built up with ‘zocchi 66’s,& a coil shock.

Its a Zafira,so how about a couple of TAXI stickers? :wink:

(Slightly O.T.)
A year ago,me & a mate were on a night ride,& on a road section on the way back after a couple or three mid ride pints we approached one of those smiley/sad face “Your Speed” signs.
We were say 50 to 75 metres off it when it lit up & showed our speed as 17mph(Complete with smiley face)….cue rapid gear upshifts & pedalling like **** out of the saddles…..
Only for us to show a max of 26mph(Still smiley..!)as we passed it.
The aim for the next ride a week later was to crack the 30 limit & earn a “Sad face”.
Anyway,the following week,coming onto the straight,already having wound the speed up,big ring small cog,thighs burning….we achieved…….

No idea…the sign had gone!!

FFS!!

I had the same problem with two sets of Magura Wotan’s,(my original set,plus their warranty replacements).
The after sales “service” left a lot to be desired.
I will never buy any product made by that company again.

“This food tastes rubbery!”

No wonder it was windy…

Dual slalom race,Crankworx 2008

lol @ RudeBoy

….but Lance clearly assaults him going by those photographs

Thats one way of looking at it,or:

Armstrong is riding along,bike gets a wobble on,Armstrong puts arm out to steady himself/avoid a fall,leans against the guy.
Guy falls over…..
See,you can interpret a photo any way you want.

At breakfast times in Whistler last year,more often than not,we had blueberry pancakes with maple syrup….mmmmmm……

Looks like the grammar school could do with a new english teacher…… :wink:

No wonder the red devil is jumping.

It looks like he’s got a spike stuck up his @rse

10 of us out in Calderdale today.
Hebden Bridge,Heptonstall,Widdop,a pedal against the headwind down Gorple,Hurstwood,Windmills,Whirlaw,Lobb Mill,then back up into Heptonstall to finish with the Blue Pig descent back to Hebden.
24 miles & a damn good day out!
Saw a few other riders out too,

SINGS:….
Do you come,do you come,do you come from Manchester???
Do you come from Manchester??? :wink:

….ordering a pint of lager instead of a cask ale….
##shudders at the thought##

dobo,

Snap!

Exactly the same scenario with mine.(RaceFace Evolve XC)

Fit all buses with plexiglass windows.
Chav throws stones….
Stones bounce straight back into chavs head.
Job done!

Damn!!

Y is for y-frame

Singlespeeding……..

I can manage 9000 with one hand & 11400 wi’tother….
And as for Powerball rpm…no idea… :oops:

Bitty,Salma!!!
Bitty!!
Bitty!!
:P