That ‘Bastard’ stuff above reminded me of an amusing incident at a badminton match.
At one pont our man made what his opponent thought was a dodgy line call and in the ensuing ‘discussion’ the opponent called our man a ‘cheating bastard’. Our man, somewhat taken aback, asked the opponent ” did you just call me a cheating bastard”. To which the opponent said “No, I called you a cheeky bastard”.
There was much laughter that night.