If your bath is “Hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum” the it’s probably too hot – both for monkeys and humans.

Take it back and get a Nilfisk 🤣🤣

In order of goodness:

Scotland

Wales

Northern Ireland

England

Based on This Thread why not get that market cornered?

The Wiggle connection makes sense – there’s a DHB promotion on the home page.

Yes pleaze for STW January tournament.

Username – KevinPhilipsBong

Happy with 1 day per move.

When I (my job) was made redundant from a well known thread manufacturer it was as a result  ‘recession management’ 🙄

In no particular order:

Borgen – Mrs Fruitbat hates it because of subtitles

Two Doors Down – perhaps a bit parochial

Motherland – also a bit parochial perhaps

Do they make the trails come alive?

Don’t bother with Seat either. We have<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”> a Leon ST FR . Quite a good car ruined by the stupid Infotainment interface. It needs 8 presses on the screen to disable all the annoying ‘Smart Assistants’ each time you start it. This one has the 1.5l/150 bhp engine and it’s just not a patch on the 1.8l/180 bhp model we had previously. Also the previous model didn’t have the touch screen nonsense.</span>

Here’s my bike workstand. Made from 40mm 304 stainless steel square tubing and odd bits of angle and plate. Adjustable for height and angle. (I made it years ago before the advent of the cheap options available nowadays!

That’s me in. Thanks for organising again 😃😊

@irc

Still no message  – https://www.chess.com/member/kevinphilipsbong

In my initial response above I misspelt my username with double ‘l’. Could that be the problem?

@irc  My Chess.com username is KevinPhilipsBong

Cheers fruitbat 😊

I don’t see an invite on Chess.com 😢

I have a Canon Pixma IP7200. It came with Easy Photo Print software. This software allows printing of multiple copies on 1 sheet.

Of course this is an older model of printer but I think some of the newer Pixma printers come with similar software (e.g.This one )

Yes please for a 1 day a move tournament (assuming numpties are allowed).

KevinPhillipsBong

Scotch pie on a buttered roll.

The Bonzo Dog Band – Let’s Make Up and Be Friendly 😂

There was young man called Poopscoop

Who’s member developed a droop

To the doctor he went

And got fitted a stent

And now he’s cock-a-hoop

(sorry it’s not medically accurate!)

Eavesdropping on couples in DIY stores…

Yes please for a slot in STW 10A – KevinPhilipsBong

I’d make all walkers/ramblers have a bell. Possiblly like a cowbell tied round the neck.

@jimw – thanks for the clarification.

The rules have changed again and it’s no longer an automatic fail when LED or HID lamps are fitted.

Thusly, from the MOT manual:

From March 22 2021, not all motorcycles and vehicles will fail the MOT test if their halogen headlamp units have been converted to be used with high intensity discharge (HID) or light emitting diode (LED) bulbs. Headlamps must still comply with all other requirements of the test and headlamp aim.

When I was somewhat younger and before the internet was a thing, I went to Germany on business. At my hotel, I was confronted with (what I now know to be) a ‘German toilet’.

Not knowing any better I performed my duty facing the wall 😃

I haven’t read the whole thread but has anyone said she’s created a Trusster*uck.

If not I hearby claim it’s birth 😂

Count me in please – KevinPhilipsBong

This is a job for the Assistant Reactor Safety Engineer (ARSE)

In approximate order – Merlin, CRC, Bikester, Freewheel, Tredz, SJS, eBay, Biketart.

There was a priest, a dirty beast.

His name was Ebenezer.

He had a prick three inches thick, my god it was a beazer.

One night he met a gypsy girl, her eyes were dark as charcoal.

And in the dark he missed his mark, and shoved it up her a-hole.

@hunta – You are Henry Root and I claim my £5 😊

Mensuration – it can cause a bit of embarrassment

Intercourse – when used in the non sexual sense –

14 posts and still no request for pictures – standards are slipping 🤣

If you’re OK with bifocals then these are good –

http://voltX ‘CONSTRUCTOR’ BIFOCAL… https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0031JKMZA?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

I’m intrigued as to what this job is 😄

Give us a clue.

Dukes or Jukes thus giving rise to the compulsion to apply Preparation H to Nissans of that ilk – in the hope that they’ll shrink 😁

Newcastleton FTW

These here Madison tops might be worth a try. I have Endura Baa Baa in large and the Madison in large is a similar fit.

I just bought these Northwave shoes from Bikester. I’m a 43 in ‘normal’ shoes but the 44 suited me. I bought 43 and 44 cos it’s free returns.