If I wear vented trousers I get to feel the wind in my hair.

That’s a strong look! Would a helmet not be more practical?

. There isn’t a housing estate in the land more than a few mins cycle from a public park/green space/play area etc.

Where’s folk going to play Kerby?

You mean the popliteal fossa?

Looks like Reg Smeeton was wrong then!

There is no proper name for the back of the knee.

I had a squadron of flies buzzing me last week. A dose of Skin So Soft (on me) seemed to discourage them 😁

Do not let your Mother-in-Law drive you to the hospital. Mine did and seemed to deliberately hit every sleeping policeman full on at the passenger side. That was a painful trip 😢

Petrocelli works as a defense lawyer he is also self building a house in the desert and someone is forever stealing his bricks 🙂

Barr’s Irn Bru

Lotus 79 – Olympus flavour:

A note’s gone around at work after a colleague was ‘nearly’ hurt by a cyclist using one of the paths going ‘at speed’

Odds on it was an ‘electric bike’ 😂

I rather like Hannah Job 🤔😳

I had the dusty blob issue recently and I ended up polishing the whole car again (black car so blobbing was awful). When waxing it’s a good plan to check your polishing cloths for metal cuttings. If you don’t there’s a high probability that you’ll put deep scratches into your bonnet – deep enough to require a respray 🙄

Works on phone too!

Great

Tinners is the man to help you. See half way down this old thread – https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/when-you-spray-a-wasps-nest-how-fast-do-the-little-bs-come-out/page/2

Hylomar Blue is best for gasketed joints in most cases – https://hylomar.com/en/universal-blue/

I didn’t have these this morning but now I have got them 😒

I’ve found these to suit my 67 year old feet –

Spider 3

I’m a Dad with a yellow bike. Mrs Fruitbat’s a Mum with an orange bike.

Having used various algecides in the past with mixed success, I’ve just done ours with a 10% bleach solution. £3.50 for 5 litres of bleach – much success.

A circumnavigation of Loch Leven is most agreeable. It’s about 13.5 miles.

I use the cheapest voltX glasses as the lenses are smaller.

I tried their more expensive models (with deeper lenses) but found that the ‘reading’ bit was too low.

No highlights on ITV 4 this year then? Shame I was looking forward to it!

It’s on DMAX at 19:00

How can a box containing Haribo be empty….

Schrodinger’s Haribo?

Some of the malapropisms in this thread are truly bazaar.

Another worst thing is the scarcity of posts with offset.

Toddle off to your nearest golf shop.

My somewhat eclectic choices include –

<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”>Ogden’s Nutgone Flake by the Small Faces</span>

Simple Man by Klaus Nomi

Sheik Yerbouti by Frank Zappa

(The latter probably NSFW)

Is the bike a Giant? If yes, then any remediation will need to be done by an approved repairer.

In the spirit of recommending what you’ve got (Mrs Fruitbat in this case) – Abarth Punto Evo

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/cars/used/abarth/punto-evo

@jonm81 – Too far from me 🙁

@jonm81 – what is your location?

From The Equestrian Statue by the Bonzos:

“Once a month, on a Friday, there’s a man

With a mop and bucket in his hand

To him it’s just another working day

As he whistles while he rubs and scrubs away”

That’s no longer the case in these times of council budget cuts 🙂

Araldite won’t work. Failing the above, get a set of LH drill bits and extractors. Thus – http://Keyohome 10PCS Screw Extractor and Left Hand Cobalt Drill Bit Set, Damaged Screw Remover Drill Extractor Combination Set https://amzn.eu/d/2YYkbCq

Is there any chance that the upper level Green Trail will be reopened? While devoid of any TTFs it flowed very well and was a great stress free ride.

I have a 2020 (Mk. 5) Seat Leon ST Sport 1.5 TSi petrol – a good car ruined by a bloody awful touchscreen interface. I got this to replace a 2017 model without bothering to test drive. The older model with switches and buttons was so much better. Next new car I get will be after extensive test drives and research (although I suspect the touchscreen disease will be more ubiquitous unfortunately).

I made my own stand 😃