I sold my cordless vacuum yesterday only for the buyer to message me it won’t work.
Would you f’kin believe it.
So she shows it to and tells it will not charge.
Of course it won’t charge, look at the outside cover, it’s got more breaks and fractures than Evel Kinevel!
Her kids (who I used to teach) look sheepish. You dropped it right? Kids nod but their mother says no, it won’t charge.
I gave her money £15 so not a lot and protected my cars on the driveway.
Yes I should have said f*ck off you’ve broken it, sod off. I teach her kids.
I sent it away to the factory for a new case and handle.
She asked me to call her when it comes back and she’ll buy another one from me. Yeah right, I’m posting that one to Mexico, after all the Cartel won’t be bother right?
Yeah I know my fault.