Hang out in the train station, it's a real eye opener.

Pretty much everywhere there's something happening, Patpong is a cliche'd must. But be careful :wink:

Sounds like a plan..

@Boardin bob

Superb, that was in FHM years ago still makes me laugh :P

1:20 40years old male :P

Gosh my Mrs uncle lives a few doors up from Harry, we're going to stay for the summer i may call in 8)

You take pictures of your mower?

Is it me or is it bigger than your fence?

I'll tell him Honda then, i just looked at the prices and they ain't cheap :|

Lived there but before i used to ride, it's such a huge diverse place there will be plenty of riding. It cannot be stated how HUGE a country it is.

I spent iirc 65hrs on a coach from one side to the other…

Oz for beaches and birds though :roll:

NZ probably it's truly awesome, but totally lacking glamour, but for outdoors its mega.

I can just about tie my shoelaces, but i'm very very happy :wink:

Mines fine :P

Crap in the snow though :roll:

Theres one in Worcester on that day which is only 30 miles away from me as opposed to 100+, so probably not.

But good luck anyway :P

13th of April is a Tuesday…

But i do love a jumble :wink:

Your missing the point, we wasn't their customers but the Mrs deceased Grandad was, he was due the payout not us.

But we got it through the inheritence, we had to apply after Martin Lewis prompted us :wink:

He made me and the Mrs £7000 in one hit 2 weeks ago, telling us that ex Norwich Union members were due a payout when they changed to Aviva.
This was backdated for inheritence purposes.

Martin rocks. Fact.

Food of the gods Ton, my Mrs has just put a cup of tea cake in the breadmaker nom nom nom….

Ace programme, i've seen Asian slums and they are not pretty but what is not easily conveyed on film is the smell it puts a whole new slant on it.

No way :roll:

Superb

Designer stubble is in :roll:

Any shaver with Nivea in the name is a bit er…

'Brindley Heath near the pools steep bit'

on Cannock Chase

Most DIY stores have average stuff, if you're a member of Costco they had some really good metal heavy duty stuff a couple of weeks ago.

Tut tut…

Alan Kimber is a total legend, i've been on one of his winter climbing courses it was superb, you can stay at his place too its very nice accomodation.

Home

What tyres for Russian girlfriend?

Hmmm tempting…

Take a nose peg, it smells there, lots of sulphur steam and ploppy mud piles :wink:

My wife thinks red bikes are faster….

Errr… Karajini Gorges Western Australia.

Unless i'm people watching then Monte Carlo.

My 7yr old son has one and flys it fine, my Dad taught him cus he's a r/c plane nut.

I can fly so so, it'll be fine get one :wink:

I've rode 35mph on the flat on a road bike, with a slight tail wind. It feels like yer flying, track people do this for ages…

45mph down hill on the road :wink:

Make sure it fits

+1

Far more important than on a MTB, as the bent over and in one position for longer is the norm.

He wouldn't see the New Year, the New Year would see him :roll:

I don't drink anymore, i'm a total cock when i do…

It took me 40yrs to find out i can't handle my beer. and having my son helped cus waking with a hangover with a child to look after is awful.

Spending the night at the penthouse at the top of the Rotunda. :wink:

Iconic 70s architecture in the centre of Birmingham, this is to fulfill a long held dream..

Work? :roll:

Sorry to hear that judderman.

And so it seems everyone, live for today, be cool, enjoy.

Good night.

xx

About 1 minutes worth of mud on yer bike.

Move on….

I think you're right, i was pretty bored with life and always on a mission like AlasdairMc. I travelled the world for 5yrs but got bored with that. Then when i was 33 yrs old and although never wanting kids EVER! my then girlfriend found she was pregnant.

This stopped me in my tracks and i was pissed off, looking back it was the best thing that could have happened because it stopped me being a selfish f%ck and i had to grow up.

We split up and have since remarried but i'm unbelievably happy and chilled. Maybe like me you're crap single, you just need the right partner, took me 40 yrs to find her though….