Captain Scarlet (red 1995 Zaskar that just won’t die)
Trans Europe Express (racer that I rode to Rome back in 2010)
The Happy Shopper (Thorn XTC with full pannierage, generally used around town these days)
Dark and Long (dark grey full suspension)
Tweedie (1983 Raleigh Record Ace, Green and Brown)
Parker (1982 Raleigh Road Ace, 5 o’clock shadow blue, goes out with ‘Lady Penelope’ which is mrs flap_jack’s vintage pink 531c mixte)
the Guv’nor (it’s a Guv’nor)
the Batmobile (Black and Orange graveller)
Mrs Plum (wife’s purple shopper)
Esmerelda (wife’s green hardtail)
Tigger (wife’s orange and black FS rig)
Elsie (wife’s 1983 Raleigh Lady Royal)
Belladonna (wife’s black call-the-midwife Pashley)
Lady Penelope (wife’s superlight vintage pink 531c mixte)
Rhubarb (pink Brompton)