Border Terrier – Westie
iPad – Yep and a Mac
Audi – No car
Orange 5 – Nope, never. Specialized and Nukeproof
Guardian – Newspapers are for wimps
Niche Razor – No, beard.
Coffee Machine – Yes and one of the those little espresso hob pot things.
Chainsaw – 2 x Stihl, 1 x Husky
Digital SLR with Array of Lenses including Macro – Yes
Kayak or Canoe – Yes
Fat Bike – No (bonus points for Single Speed)