Can anyone translate what these two are on about?

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Basically pussy is a trolling bellend and RD made a v good attempt at slapping him down whilst making reference to another trolling bellend on another thread….Geddit?

Just 5 words….”I want to ride that!”

Nice build OP 8)

That looks shite and I’m not jel’ at all…nope, not one little bit :wink:

FFS OP just pick up your skirt, grab your nuts and crack on with your life!!! :roll:

:lol:

Does her house have more than one set of doors?

How vulgar! :wink:

Despite that, does she have carpet in the bathroom??

Camped last wkend in Southwold, £16 per night inc hook up, grabbed a lovely pitch and V V cheap for the area…We found out why when we visited the shower block 8O

Bruce lee would have had it!

Indeed, one finger punch-tastic!!
:wink:

ENUFF ALREADY!!! 8O

*puts fingers in ears* lahlahlahlah! #back to therapy I go :D

khani – Member
I know a person not a million miles from this thread who’s GF (at the time) made him go to the pub across the road to have a number two…
you know who you are…

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Cheers for that fella! That’s the last time I share any ‘treat pics” and tales of debauchery with cosmetically enhanced Chigwell mentalists with you!! :D :wink:

Cheers andyl, you must furnish me with your mobile number so I can call you when I’m at a low ebb/times of woe :wink:

thejesmonddingo – Member
fenred,no it’s not just you.

I can’t believe I fessed up to that on a public forum, glad I’m not unique tho, been worrying about that for 40 years! :lol:

Yup deffo sit down and make sure your little tallywaker is pointing downwards too to avoid peeing thru the gap between the seat and the pan…Or is that just me :?

Do chromebooks tether OK to iphones? I remember reading somewhere the iphone needs to be jailbroken…Is this the case?

FACT – Ghost poo’s never occur when you want them too, ie visiting the throne at a new ladyfriends house. It’s always the half a roll and ‘please god let it all flush without a blockage’…Can anyone explain this please?

^^ good advice up there, I’m in the process of recovering from a compressed nerve and still having physio (partially, I think) due to poor set up/position on my new road bike :cry:

Proceed with caution and enjoy!

That’s got to be a rewarding evening, good job!
Nice to hear there was some forgiveness/respect on the trail from other users 8)

Hello there, You would need to use a roof rack.

What is your vehicle? does it have heated wing mirrors you posh bastard

You would need a pair of bars a set of Thule 753 Foot Pack and a 4xxx series fitting kit. i know this even though i dont know what you drive

Prices start at £131.95 but for you…. £131.95

:lol: *applauds* :lol:

Aaannnd in 29er slot dropout flavour too please brant…ta.

Failing that the Pantone colour # would be great 8)

I’ll swap your lack of motivation for my compressed nerve that’s preventing me from riding anytime you like!!

Pick up your skirt, grab your nuts and get out there! :twisted:

I have a pair. Been very happy with mine, nice stiff sole, well vented and size up exactly as my ‘civvy’ shoe size. Mine have been used on the MTB’s and Road bike and do both jobs well…Would prob buy again when these wear out, great VFM!
HTH

What’s all the clicking and cracking going on? At the very least you’ll have time for some root cause analysis :?

Healing vibes! :wink:

Not me BTW, I punctured

Blimey, I’m not surprised! 8O

Salsa cromoto’s.

Apparently wkends with daddy rock! “Smile kid and look as though you enjoy riding ze bike!”

80mm stem on a 19.5″ feels fine to me.

Priceless :wink:

I have no interest in watching a bunch of overpaid, drunken, women battering, gambling, rapists kick a football about.
But, I don’t go on football forums and tell everyone.

*applauds* :D

Really liked PeterPoddy’s post, one question tho… In the final pic is MrsPP curling one out in disgust of the colour change from ‘that blue’??

If you want to stick with Trek look at the X-caliber as well, very similar but with Rebas instead of fox, £500 cheaper and takes a standard external bottom bracket instead of a press fit one,

What he said ^^ here’s my / khanis old 2008 Gary Fisher X-cal frame wearing Reba’s, rides lurvely :D

#reported# 8O

I ordered one of these 10 mins ago, put it on plastic but Merlin do 0% finance:

http://www.merlincycles.com/bike-shop/bikes/road-bikes/merlin-road-bikes/merlin-malt-r-road-bike-2013.html

I was sort of thinking of making a 12in frame in a bit lighter tube gauges to get the weight out a bit, just for kids and calling it it a JLD (Just Like Dad’s).

Nice one, I’ll have two of them please for my nippers, colour stipulations will be one in green and one in purple…Hurry up and get ’em in production then…Chop, chop :wink:

Nice one OP! :D

My brother and only sibling pulled the plug 20 years ago aged 17 and believe me, the aftermath of destruction and family ripping devastation never goes away. Think, seek help, talk, whatever it takes. Posting on a public forum screams of a cry for help to me and not a serious threat. Consider others and what you would leave behind…Apols if this sounds blunt and unsympathetic but even after 20 years the pain for those left behind still stings daily.

Pour some vinegar on it :wink:

FIT66 eBay, £20ish when I bought mine a couple of years ago. Drinks bottles nowhere near hard enough for my ITB.

No issues rotor stern, I had to use a half link to get the axle into the right position (4or 5mm back from max insertion in dropout) and the correct chain tension and it’s spot on, undo axle, punch wheel forward, derail chain then pulls straight out, that was the only faffage I had, certainly no issues with brake mounts. If you need a half link I think I got my3/32 from SJS IIRC…HTH

Terrible pics!!…but lovely looking build! :wink:

No direct pics of brake mounts but living proof, no mods and unshimmed…