And forum thread commentators. Hate ’em.

People who hate/secretly fear the poor or the working class and refer to them as chavs.
People who are full of hate for fat people and are proud of it. Well done.

I likes ’em.
It’s hard to get upset with patriotic bunting.

Where’s the question/poll?

This ^^

Is this not showing cos I’m on the ipad?

3 – 1 to Engerland. Easy.

I haven’t found anthing here to beat this, that I had in New York:

Yes, my wife is from Provence and often had the mickey taken out of her accent when she was at university in Paris.
She sounded the equilvalent to someone from Cornwall.

It’s quite noticeable in the older generation.
“Domain” is pronounced more like Domeng in Provence, for example.

It was poorly judged but not that close in my opinion. When he’s pulling back in the truck is, relatively speaking, still some way off. (Pause video at 13 secs)
He made an error of judgement, but we’ve all done that.

The reality apparently being that everyone should just have to put up with potentially being bitten, because… well… he’s part of my family, and we need to hopelessly indulge him to make our lives complete,so if he bites you, it was your fault. He was just doing what comes naturally. You should have known that

I’m feeling really neurotic and insecure, so I’m going to go out and buy a tiger to make me and my family feel complete. I’m going to take him out for walks in the park. So you lot better get learning how to behave around tigers, as he will of course be blameless for any subsequent severed limbs, or missing babies

Made me chuckle. Absolutely spot on though!

Me like.

Responsible parents would teach their kids to ask the owner first if it’s ok to go up to a dog and make a fuss of it in exactly the same way you’d ask a farmer if it was safe / ok to “pet” a farm animal. Dogs aren’t there for the entertainment of other people’s children and shouldn’t be seen as such.

Responsible dog owners, who seemingly know there is a chance their dog could bite someone, should keep them muzzled and on a lead at all times.

Works both ways.

Sounds a bit like the girl has had a bit of a harsh lesson in manners…

Really? By being bitten by a dog. Nice line of justice there. Wow.

At the Dalwhinnie distillery they recommended Maltesers with theirs.
They were right!

Cheers all.
Will be ordering it this week. Installation is in late July. I’ll test it then and report back on how efficient it is :wink:

What size wheels?

We had this a few years back but with them attacking two bedroom windows. What worked for us was sitting lots of my son’s stuffed toys on the window sills.

Big bad crows scared of teddy bears!

Stick a few on the dashboard.

Congratulations!

Worst creature on the planet. Earth would be a lot nicer without humans on it.

Can I be the first to say: Bluuuuuurrrrghhh!

Feel better now. :wink:

I see again more posts here trivialising UKIP support. It’s is a mistake to underestimate them and to attack the party and it’s supporters as “racists or loonies”.

This.

Let’s not shame ourselves as a country by showing the world we’re idiotic enough to vote for these ****.

Wow! Great video. Made me wince watching that.
Nice ending. *ahem*

Nice with a slice of cucumber too.

Twunt, cockwomble and, very recently, Jafaican :wink:

there was a DeLorean parked inthe work carpark this morning
Yeah, it was there next week too.

Doffs cap. Made me laff!

Jacobs cream crackers
Croft Original sherry
1.FM 80s Channel internet radio

On that occasion maybe but someone who is all out a Racist and despises blacks or those of an ethnic origin. No I don’t think he is.

That’s probably true, but from experience it’s these “jokes” that keeps a certain level of racism alive within groups of like-minded bigots.

No I don’t think he is. A idiot at times with his bull in a china comments but I don’t think he is a racist.

But the “slope” comment was racist. He used a racist word against the person it related to.
Surely that makes him a racist, no?

Seen that episode and missed what was may have been meant with that one, never knew term in that context but yes if indeed it’s what he meant then yes that was unacceptable.

Just to be clear, are you claiming JC is not a racist?

Yeah, but occasionally he’s a hilarious dick. Sometimes, unintentionally. Which makes it even funnier…

Nope.

Is Stuart Lee supposed to be funny?

Yup.

I remember it too. Me and my brother were dead chuffed when my dad managed to get Donald Gee’s autograph in a pub somewhere.

Fave line from LGF – Harold Shand (to himself): “I’ll ‘ave ‘is carcass dripping blood by midnight”

We had some white ass bumbles in our compost. They stayed for the summer then moved on/died.

Shap’oh capn, shap’oh.

Tomato Sauce but pronounced “Tomarta sores”

Nice vid sbd.
Wanna do another track day now. Just got to save for the replacement tyres and brakes.

How do you know that a boardroom member of staff has not been a superior performer and should be renumerated according to market conditions.
If someone sells £100m of sales but only gets paid £100k a year, why are they not entitled to a £200k bonus? That’s only 0.2% of there total sales?

Why is it that a boardroom member is entitled to this bonus scheme but the shop floor worker isn’t?
If both put in the same amount of “effort” to achieve the extra sales/output why isn’t the bonus the same?
You already know the answer.

I often get redirected to the apps section on my ipad.

“I’d like to drop my trousers to the queen. Every sensible child knows what this means.
The poor and the needy are selfish and greedy on her terms.”

Love, Mr Morrissey, the poor multi-millionaire moaner ;-)

Such a contrast to the last one. That was pretty dull.

outdated anachronistic system that enshrines privileged and class.
Its largely a side show distraction

^^ This.

Suns out, time for some tennis….

You mean time for fox hunting, deer hunting, grouse shooting and a spot of croquet with the corgis, surely? :-)