Eat loads of pies and ride through the wall.

Ghosts.

Oh no, I've just remembered that I owned some pink Descente bib shorts. There's photographic evidence somewhere too.

People being amazed that you'd managed to get a bike up there, blissfully unaware of whether it was a bridleway or a footpath.

MS racing bikes

4 finger brake levers, lycra helmet cover, Look shoe plates screwed to hiking shoes. I'm very very old.

Hmm, I've got one of those. Anyone want to offer me £75 for it before I stick it on Ebay?

We got badly midged at a campsite on the south side of the estuary a couple of years ago but had no problems on the trail centre routes.

Ti 29er hardtail. Spot on I hope.

Hmm, this has cracked, must need some holes drilling in it.
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Darwin, relieving the world of fecktards one by one.

Nail each thing to the frame individually.
With really big nails.
And leave the sharp ends sticking out.
After all, a seat pack would ruin the ride.
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Or just put the stuff in a seat pack and enjoy the ride.

I've got a Fargo and it's brilliant at all the things I want it for – commuting, touring with plenty of kit on, carrying the child seat, child seat and kit etc etc etc. My build up on the frame is about as heavy as I could manage without filling things with lead as it's got touring rims, Marathon Plus tyres, slime tubes, dynamo front hub, a bizzarre collection of handlebars, hydraullic discs, Brooks B17, Ergon grips, lots of bottles, full racks and mudguards and it still handles well, really predictable on even fairly rough tracks. I use it for commuting shopping/errands/short trips, and I've done a few 100+ mile rides on it and it's not road bike fast but it doesn't hold me back too much either. Superbly comfy too. Buy one.

If yours is like mine, he might not even notice. I changed my bank account a few months ago and all the standing orders were supposed to have been switched automatically but my rent wasn't. As I don't use this account for anything other than a standing order in and bills out it took me 2 months to notice so I rang to apologise and he had no idea I hadn't paid! Makes me wish I'd kept schtum.

She's ordered a Merida hybrid cheers.

I've got them in Steve.

21" Lynskey Ridgeline 29er. Awesome bike.

Standards are slipping folks. End of page 2.

Sit still, I'm struggling to aim.

OK, change of sponsor since I last rode it. Does that mean that it was entries to Pat again last year too?

So long as you can find a suitable friend to sell them on for you.

And I really like my Pedros ratchet spanners.

Angle grinder. Even bigger hammer.

Cheers. You're not the John Rowlands who is/was a Ranger based at Etherow are you?

Has anyone ever been there? Even if you've just walked it, what's the surface like?

Thanks dude. Head's on back to front today.

It's normally a pain in the backside to find stuff that fits my bulkyness, but it pays off every now and then, like my Helly Hensen Boarding jacket that should have been £300 and cost me £49. Or my Goretex walking jacket that cost me £80 instead of £220.

And beer tastes better after a ride too.

Middle aged Yorkshire man in grumpy shocker.
Maybe a new bike would cheer you up.

Both comfy? I like socks where only the right one is comfy.

It helps my dancing skills.

I thought thinking was banned on STW. I think TooTall should be banned. But that means I've thought too so now I might get banned too, depends what the mods think really.

Couldn't help thinking that instead of bitching on the radio and sounding like a 4 year old, couldn't he have just gone to the shops?

I've got an ex-police (unmarked car) VRS estate and it's flinking brilliant. Had my mechanic mate give it a full going over and bought it on his recommendation as it was really well kept. All the major bits under the bonnet have stickers on saying when replaced and it runs like a dream.

Taking Mrs FBJ into hospital at 3am to have little FBJ was the perfect excuse to explore the envelope. Oh my God it's fast and I'm really glad we chose to use the birth centre in Buxton for the drive up there alone.

Photograph yourself doing obscene things with any other people's stuff, then email them the pictures after you next see them using said item.

If it's dead and you're cold, wear it.

Might be best to give it a bit of a shake first though.

Maybe the nay-sayers would like animals to carry donor cards.

5865696000000 miles in a year then, based on 186000 x 60 x 60 x 24 x 365.

But would it take off on a conveyor belt?

It's filled with helium.

noe you ower me 50ppppp ands my eyesbalks wint stpo wigglnig.

Can't help thinking any strikers would have to be a bit stupid anyway. Working for a company who lost £400million last year and demanding a payrise sounds pretty short-sighted when you're an over and above the industry average to boot.

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It's OK, I'm off now anyway.