ride itenary thus:
leave home, check main road, ice free, water running down gutter.
ride to get mate, no worries.
turn onto side road, bang, knock myself out cold, slide down road on face, have no recollection of even feeling the bike going!!
Mate looked round to see whats happening, down he went to!!
Go home.
cuts to both cheeks, nose, thick cut lip, blood covered!
Good jobs I didnt have any good looks to start with! 😆