Vin Diesel as Binners

Would be a winner if the Dog soldiers arrived in Land Cruisers👍🙃

Some STW big hitters from the political threads are asked to take part in a live broadcast on election night.

The filming location is at a remote highland castle,all travel and expenses are paid for(plus a FREE BAR) ,and they are asked to arrive on the Wednesday.

I am thinking a mix of, Knives Out,Battle Royale with a touch of Traitors.

Either the ethics of a company play part of your buying decision or they don’t.

Indeed, my dislike of the Brewdog management has SFA to do with being trendy,see also Wetherspoons and the many others that are on my avoidance list.

“Porsche-destroying ****”

Needs to be on a T-Shirt and worn or hung up behind the car during filming👍🤣

Keep on keeping on WCA ,you are a one of a kind*.

* in a really good way

(IMO) Mr J Watt is a absolute roaster and a plastic punk to boot.

Recently seen at Toad of Toad halls 60th birthday bash.

https://kmflett.wordpress.com/2024/05/08/brewdogs-james-watt-pays-the-price-for-attending-farages-birthday-party/

Says is all really.

Those moles that dig out on the edge/verge of busy A roads.

Never seen a dead one,so I wonder if they sense danger and reverse at speed.

I would imagine that barks are global ;-)

#animalswithoutborders 🙃

TJ’s evil twin ^^

😆 🤣 👍

Doing a ‘quick’ fettle/fix on a bike over grass without putting a sheet down first.

Because,you know, I am paying special attention and will NOT drop anything this time,no Siree Bob.

😲🙃🤣

a’ chiad saoghal trioblaidean

🙃🤣

Recovery Pie :-)

The really random question, (and answers) thread. – Singletrack World Magazine June 26, 2024

Post in there ^^ :-)

OP

You need to use a ‘real life’ story 😉🙃

Just last week I was flying my hot air balloon and got a bit lost .

I reduced height and saw a bikepacker down below. I lowered the balloon further and shouted to get some directions.

Me : “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The bikepacker replied “Yes,you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says I.

“I do” replies the bikepacker. “How did you know?”

Me: “Well,everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”

The bikepacker replied, “You must work in management.”

Me: “I do,but how’d you know?”*

“Well”, said the bikepacker, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

Me: ” I hope you get covered in slurry”

😊

How long will it be before AI develops a translation device so we can understand and talk to animals?

I think I already know what our cat is calling us,just want it confirmed 😆 🤣

👏

SLACKER ..reported 😆 🤣

Chicken, sausage and leek pie* with mini rosemary and garlic roasties .

Veg on the side.

* full wrap, not one of those stupid versions with a pastry lid.

😉

@fatmax

Great to meet you and Gary again,with a ton/scotroutes bonus 👍😊

Timed it perfect for the sunrise this year,so I can now erase 2022 from my memories.

As always,an excellent night out #steelisreal 😉

@nickingsley

I ditched the idea of Silloth as it was my son’s first 100,so we went down to Bowness on Sands, touched the sea,then back up to Carlise on cycle route 72 (which is a lovely road). He still clocked 135 mls all in💪🙃

@jamesmio

It must be a thing about Moffat, we got passed by two ‘kids’ on motos (125s with L plates) ,one with feet up on the bars and the other doing a superman along the seat 🫤🤣🙃

Sonder Camino Ti ?

I approve of your choice of doitall bike and the handlebars you fitted on it.

I also like that you didn’t fanny around and put a double chainset on.

#naefrontmechfear

Lesson learned for the young padawan. 😉

Tyne Tunnel anyone?

Our youngest whizzed through and was sure there were no signs about any toll 🙃🤣

As the car was still logged at our address,by the time we got notification(in the post) we got to pay full whack .

Kids  ay 😊

Was it a battle of attention seekers?

I really liked it,Heroes and Villains .

For me,worth watching it,if only for Thibaut Pinot’s day

Superb

I think crazy-legs has it.

The Gravel revolution has killed off a lot of the trad ‘Winter’ bike market.

With most frames now having lots of clearance,it’s easy to chuck a set of guards on for the bad weather.

(IMO) if you then have another set of wheels , it makes them more of an all year round/doitall bike.

Good job highlandman,these things don’t happen without a lot of work.

Hope the weather’s kind.

I’ll be attending the local sacrifice with a portion of chips (£2.50)

Car adverts, all of them.

There is nothing in your plastic, aspirational lifestyle that I desire.

As an aside,years ago I bought a pair of Ritchey V4 pedals from scotroutes ^^………

They are still in the box 👍🤣🤣🤣

#onedaysoon

Guilty as charged,but there is nothing (for me) more satisfying than being able to repair/reuse/upgrade something.

Can see ,where at certain levels of OCD/anxiety it could be very debilitating ,but I am not quite there yet.

The trend for rampant consumerism and high levels of waste makes me sad

My shed/workshop is the best comfort blanket I have ever had 👍🤣🙃

Aye,a lot is well overgrown,but I decided the other night that I much prefer dry narrow trails and tingling legs over ,careering around in a mudfest and drizzle.  👍

Does this include all your heavily worn shoes kept in the garage?

You mean the ones next to the part worn tyres?

😆 🤣

One to match every pair of shoes 😆 🤣 😂

Ski boots x 2

Motorbike boots x 3

Cycling shoes and boots x 8 ,some just refuse to die and were kept as backups.

Smart shoes and boots (including kilt shoes)  x 5

Walking and climbing shoes and boots x 7

Trainers and casual scruffing about x 6

Jings  😳 🤦

User name almost perfect ^^ l👍😉🙃

Nowhere to hide when it’s a skein of geese 😆

Some people * say that being shat on by a bird is good luck.

*These people are idiots 😉 😜

Although his “always wear a helmet” comments can **** off.

Yup,TJ has already sent him a strongly worded letter 🙃🙃😁

I am sure you could get some custom luggage made up,just be aware as soon as you use the word ‘Gravel’ the cost will triple. 😉🤣

Yup,do this^^^

What could possibly go wrong 🤔 😆 🤣

Last night I watched his Bordeaux (gear change) sprint again on the suitably named TDF Unchained .

Jeez,it was still a hard watch.

I hope by some miracle Sir Cav can snatch another one this year.