Mate of mine, not me this one.
A: More hilarious than spectacular. Over a very small drop, lost control and shot down the hill with legs flapping. Eventually jack-knifed, shot over bars and threw himself shoulder & head first into the ground. Audience of me, andrewmoke & Jedi so I think that’s worth 6 for niche name-dropping.
B: Double break of shoulder blade, dislocated shoulder, broken arm. Multiple facial / thigh & hip grazes. 4
C: 130!!
D: 14
E: Not happy with this scoring system … only opened him up once so 1, but that was to insert a plate, two rods and 14 screws in his shoulder. Think there should be a point per bit of metal inserted into body.
F: Bike unharmed although I did nearly stuff someone’s car up the arse of his BMW X5 when taking it home for him (using the left foot to change gear in an auto isn’t wise). 1 point for a new helmet only.
So, official score 156, but I think 172 better reflects the effort and suffering involved.