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  • Issue 157 – Norway Hans Rey
  • farmer-giles
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    i wish they would stop using the picture of my bottom in their advertising. i’m not getting paid for it as the picture is over 6 months old

    farmer-giles
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    i’m sure that i got dumped shortly after xmas one year because i bought my girlfriend a really crap toy doggy from Boots as a present. She was a fantastic girlfriend but i am really pants at buying good xmas presents. if i could only tell her it was seasonal dimensia that made me buy it things might have worked out differently

    farmer-giles
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    the great part of this forum is that the producers do interact with the punters. Nobody has mentioned james from Genesis yet.
    i think the the moderators have got the balance just about right; although i think sam’s new bike should go back up (lovely bike but colour scheme not my preference). hyjack – did it have internal brake cable routing?

    farmer-giles
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    i don’t mind astroturfing; but i hope the manufacturers/suppliers don’t take up tea-bagging to get their message across

    farmer-giles
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    oh,oh, oh – i keep reminding mrs fg how i hired a helicopter and landed on the school playing fields where she teaches. flash – yes; cool – according to her year 11 pupils; and horrible for me as the pilot did a vertical 180 before landing and i get really bad motion sickness.

    i have to admit that the one above is cooler though.

    farmer-giles
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    80 hardtail
    100 full sus
    my knees on the roadbike

    farmer-giles
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    martinxyz – the land rover would have 2 1/4 petrol engine – haha!
    plus i would be towing a fuel bowser behind it 😥

    farmer-giles
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    druid – the kona that you posted is the puppy (if you ignore the gehy reflectors and add a flouro zefel pump), but i always remember them in 20″ frames even though we are all 5’3″ riders !!!!!!!!

    farmer-giles
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    i am old and decrepid therefore eligible to vote:-

    kona cinder cone with paint splatter finish

    farmer-giles
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    HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT A LANDROVER IS NOT FUN?

    If you get a swb then it is small. turning circles in a land rover include the pavement and the verge, fact.

    go on, get some poncey 2×4 and keep away from my galvanised bumper 😉

    farmer-giles
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    series 2a landrover softtop; pre 1972 so zero roadtax and you can sell it for the same price in 5 years time

    farmer-giles
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    minge ?

    farmer-giles
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    she’s a munter with webbed feet and has a BMI of over 36!

    and she has a bomb in her left shoe

    farmer-giles
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    Firestarter – ygm
    apologies for delay, i can only access computer at work.
    double apologies that you have only got 1 day to use the voucher

    farmer-giles
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    i’ve got a £5 wiggle voucher if you want it?

    farmer-giles
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    very tidy – a propper xmas present like none of us will see this year

    farmer-giles
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    tiger – cheers for the heads up; only just found this thread.

    when i had a series 3 truck cab some local chav tried to break in with a screwdriver and then broke the rear quarterlight on the drivers side. if the nob had done it on the passenger side then he would have got in.
    i always parked that one in neutral on both the overdrive and the transferbox and even engaged the 4 wheel drive lever, just in case!

    farmer-giles
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    andrewh – i was considering selling my ’96 heihei with f80 forks, original xt groupset and mavic sunset wheelset. frame is 17″ buyer must collect from snow free gloucstershire

    farmer-giles
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    mrsflash – thank you for your comment regarding sleeping through the night. Little farmer goes to bed at 7pm and usually wakes at 11pm and 2.30am for feeds and he is 7 months old. Bad nights are wakes every 2 hours or less 😥
    His bedroom temp varies between 22c and 17c but doesn’t seem to cause any suprise awakenings!
    yes to oil fired rad and sleeping/gro bags.
    he also seems calmer (and so do me and his mum) with a Jack Johnson cd playing softly in the background, too

    farmer-giles
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    rusty spanner – stargate was quite good; but the setting made it fantastic when there was a space shot and the screen melted into the night sky. Add in a plane coming in very low to land and it was almost surreal.

    another suggestion:
    crocodile dundee

    farmer-giles
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    stargate – watched in an open air cinema with planes landing at the airport next door (Broome, Western Australia)

    farmer-giles
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    the waking of ned devine – might not make your date restiction, though

    farmer-giles
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    kevin and perry go large

    farmer-giles
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    bmx bandits

    farmer-giles
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    weird science
    porkies
    war games

    farmer-giles
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    the close proximity of the railtrack ‘allows’ them to do that. 😉

    when i enquired about a demo bike at that shop he told me that they only got them in his size because he was the ‘normal’ size.
    i didn’t think i was exceptionally unusual at 5’7” ?

    farmer-giles
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    bedds – it was one like this:

    http://www.wiggle.co.uk/delta-hitch-pro-fork-mount/

    farmer-giles
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    SM – I don’t know where the air intake is on the 2.4 puma?
    But i’ll find out in 3 weeks time when my 110 gets delivered 8)

    farmer-giles
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    GT – the really funy thing here is my name is not giles and i’m not a farmer.
    the feds will never find my true identity – hahaha!

    farmer-giles
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    i only tend to carry 1 bike in my 90; with the front wheel off and the bike stood upright, the forks are clamped to a quick release attachment bolted to my cubby box. Then a rachett strap over the seat down to tie down eyes in the rear tub.
    i have got a rear striplight in the centre of the rear headlining that the previous owner had installed.
    you could try bolt on bits – their website is pants but call them to discuss your needs. They attend most land rover shows in the summer and have loads of lights on display.
    SM – remember the wading depth is only 500mm officially 😕

    farmer-giles
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    i have seen 12volt camping lights for £10 on ebay a while back; but not LEDs.
    bedds – how many bikes do you carry in the back?

    farmer-giles
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    have a look on APB trading website; they do some good overland equipment. It won’t be the cheapest but it will last.
    i have had lots of kit from Mudstuff – the silblades are highly recommended.

    hope the 110 is going well, matt

    farmer-giles
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    hi GT,
    yes we did work together. i have since got out of the male prostitution business, but i pressume business is stll good for a young cutie like you? 😆

    farmer-giles
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    £20 of lemon sherberts and you HAVE won the lottery 😛

    farmer-giles
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    happy to recommend saunders and roberts in nearby evesham; but if your sister cant drive then my post is utterly pointless 😥

    farmer-giles
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    1. why did the skeleton burp? Because he didn’t have the guts to fart!
    2.i would love to cycle round and through australia
    3. my 7 month old son when he laughs
    4. freshly cut hardwood
    5. dezb=top chap, never met, sent me an elvis mp3 file; and emsz, never met, but saying that she has a girlfriend and small boobs made me a happy, pervy git (sorry)

    farmer-giles
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    i’ve got to join the anti piers morgan club, too.

    he really does need to go on a land mine hunting trip

    farmer-giles
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    my nob is very shiny; but i don’t think i want anyone to point a lazer at it?

    farmer-giles
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    cook bros racing – but i think they have gone bust

    farmer-giles
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    Aye-up ….. there you go, proper bike related and everything.

    do scary fast and kooka still make things?

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