Now to defend myself, a few things
I run a choir [1 to 4], sing in another [1 to 3]
swing dance [1 to 1]
play alto saxophone [just me at the minute]
a stitch and bitch group called Purl Jam (those that know are impressed)[1 to 9]
life model [1 to 14]*
*the ratio of males to females :D .
There is a method to the apparent madness, however I knit because I genuinely enjoy it.