I cried when I saw her play this live.

May I suggest a vial of dysentery.

He’s off to replace Larry King on CNN,they can keep him.

I pronounce this stupid.

Delicious.

Much as I admire the effort and wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment, this is simply not viable as a rant form as there aren’t enough random punctuation and spelling mistakes.

I’m on a spree, I have a very long desert teaspoon thing from a tapas joint, a nice huge square plate from Edale(looks a bit like a tray – this was so very slickly done), a green rooster table laddle thing from nandos, 5 numbered wooden laddles from different pubs, gorgeous salt and pepper shakers which have since been stolen from me (thieving bastards). No glasses though I have standards. After a bar stool next, after which I’ll stop.

I’m not sure how you’d go about searching to see if it’s a repost; frankly you probably have a life and don’t spend every waking moment on STW. What I mean is bindun.

As requested you shall receive a telegraph with my particulars.

If they are testing for lactose intolerance – no needles. They give you a lactose solution and make you breathe into a plastic bag thing every 15 minutes spanning 3 hours or so. Be sure you know where the toilet is. Fun it isn’t.

We should form a club.
I’m intolerant and quite frankly I’m pissed off about the boggy belly I get after eating anything nice. The alternatives are mostly rank. Rice milk is horrible, unsweetened soya is nasty and oat milk is bleugh also very expensive. Soya custard/yoghurt now that is nice.
I do alright with goat milk, still expensive mind.
Go to dietetic services (NHS is a wonderful thing)they have the best resources, a godsend frankly having spent so much time quite confused about what I could and couldn’t eat.

Joanna Newsome, I saw her last weekend and I’m in love.
Bjork
Nora Jones
Amy Winehouse
Nina Simone
Billie Holliday
Alice Russell
Thandiswa Mazwai
Jill Scott
Imogen Heap
Simphiwe Dana
Georgia Anne Muldrow

Thank you for the great ride, the cakes, the smiles and putting up with the not so fast.
Nice warm welcoming people, funny too. Nice to put names and faces; some of you were oh so gorgeous (I’m looking at you ton).
I also like how no one has mentioned the helmet thing. Blazing saddles the very bestest bicycling merchants in the whole of everywhere.

keitu (blue intense)

I am and have been for a spell. I have the certificates and badges on the wall next to the medication and appointment cards to prove it.

This is a very weird place.

phone number anyone? just in case in case I get lost. This is likely :-)

Room for one from Sheffield if anyone needs a lift up.

As per ATP I also meant to say muwhahahahaha

I saw the tv spots and wondered the same. The ads put me way off and I wasn't interested to begin with.

Thank you muchly, hope I can make it. I'm in Manchester on Saturday evening.

Does anyone have a postcode for the meeting place?

Sorry I'm a bit late, golly that colour scheme? Nice bike and all but surely you only ride it in the dark :-)

miketually

What's with the spam teresa? We welcome you with open arms and you break the game, don't provide a link and just spam? Please submit your shoes.

Ha ha. Leicester.

Bjork – Homogenic
Mos Def – Black on Both sides
Amy Winehouse – Back to Black
Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Dangermouse – The Grey Album
Tupac – Me against the world
Soweto Kinch – A life in the day of B19 – Tales of the Towerblock

2 out of 3

I've loved this. It's so very wrong. It's got everything, proper drama.

It is possible to know the recipe without needing to be Jamaican. Just sayin' :-) , but no I'm not and I don't.

I'm putting my hypothetical money on Kubica.

This is due an update.

Thank you very much, will be on the phone to the DVLA in the morning.

Shouldn't this have an update and a happily ever after?

Please do it. We as a collective will write your intro.

Whopper all the time. Very rarely though uhm.

…and what's wrong with your dandyhorse?

Have we really sunk to doing amputee jokes? :( .
I was also hoping for a fourcrossjohn style thread, damn you for asking nicely and then getting on with it following some pointers. Damn you I say. :-)

She sat on a 223 and rolled down a ok looking trail very slowly.

That was depressing that was.

Well, this thread has strayed.
fatal_drop looks to be a one thread wonder troll. Shame really, I was hoping for more, still hopeful though.