Dammit! I may have to go out and reintroduce myself to a few friends.

I still have my money on Mad Mary*.
*Said with love and admiration.

Sheffield. Without hesitation; more trees than people, peaks within the borders, 7 hills/valleys and smiley people. Great city. They do sound funny though.
It’s really a collection of villages and if you choose the outskirts you can’t beat the Peaks. There. Sold.

Tact, this is lacking just a bit isn’t it.

I am. She seems to genuinely enjoy what she does, I can see her winning.

I’ve just watched the last half hour of Fifth gear, golly it’s awful. I mean really really awful. It almost seems cruel to judge it the nadir of motoring journalism but golly if its’t true. What do they have Ben do, he seems uninteresting, they didn’t seem interested and gave him little time in the BTCC bit which was also mind numbing.

Well there you go. Smug grins off gentlemen.

First time I had kippers today (boil in a bag types), lots of tiny bones, I couldn’t pick ’em all. Am I going to die now? They were really nice though.

Does anybody know when the semifinals start?

Put a transformer on your spots and you can run 20W lamps which are just as bright.

Reluctantly putting the pitchfork down.

Thank you.

Please Stop Asking

You’ve not kept up with Arnie’s political career have you? We both have internet connections, google it, no really do and see how wrong you are.

Fake but oh so plausible.

Going to be a couple of hours. I’m interested in watching this and it being successful but I also like sleep.

They are milking the rescue thing aren’t they? Come on, bring one of them out so I can to go to sleep.

The cable wont break; it’s made by the Germans and the pod by NASA. I saw that on the beeb I did.

Dearest Brant
Thank you so very much for your tireless scepticism. Now I know how it’s done will be using kisses in lieu of actual props.

Power Balance® is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram is designed to respond to the natural energy field of the body. The Mylar material at the core has been treated with energy waves at specific frequencies. The resulting Mylar is believed to work with your body’s natural energy flow to help enable you to perform at the best of your ability.

I laughed, also “believed to work…”

What of the Beast? is that allowed.

Thank you muchly for a great ride; new faces, new place to ride and the sun came out to watch us play. All spoken of, a great day. Hope to see you out again before the winter drudgery.
The helmet on a mantle piece with an exaggerated story of gnarl attached Matt?

314, I repeat 314.
All units, all units we’ve got a “THREE-ONE-FOUR” in progress.
We’ve got credible reports coming in of the words “genius” and “comedy” being abused in the STW precinct, chatroom district. All units respond…

Maybe he’s away and asked a neighbour friend to post it; the neighbour friend being very busy (what, with kids/work/gym/volleyball practice/knitting group/yoga/silversmiths class/dogs/work do/preparing for the meeting with Jim in marketing/taking back the manolos – gorgeous but too small) hadn’t had had time to post it till earlier this afternoon. What!? It’s possible.

Leave more room? That’s twaddle right there. How do you overtake? I always thought the unwritten rule was if you are faster than the person in front and you want to pass you wait till you are close enough then (god help me)shout rider on your left/right. If s/he slams on the brakes while you are sizing your move what are you meant to do? I’d chalk it down as a trail incident.
The dude is a gracious gent, he didn’t have to take it.

Windows 7 is rather brilliant.

Roll call you say? yes yes I’ll be there.

Say what!? Outrage I tell you outrage. I have a pair of bombers in the basement; Z1s don’t like ’em much but they would do.

Poor kid with the dessert, he came across an overconfident rooster at the beginning. I felt for him though when everything started going wrong, he looked distraught.

Anybody need a lift from Sheffield?

50 character password! that is admirable dedication, be hilarious if you then forgot it.

Yes…maybe…if no one on here is definitive it might be worth e-mail Aunty.

There seem to be lots of platitudes floating about tonight. Some painful nonsense too “I’ve got lots of self belief in myself”, that made me laugh. Masterchef school of tautology.

Have a look under the download tab and it’ll tell you how big the file is. Is that what you are after?

Edit. A normal quality hour program is about 600mb.
You get better quality streaming with a 40mb package future proofing and all that.

Surely this programme has some fans on here.

You missed the one where I turned up with no back brakes, or the one where I forgot the helmet at home.

I’ll be there.

This is now The Official Tyre Watch Thread. :-)

I read I see I say nothing.
Actually
I’m probably wrong but don’t you need an Isolator outside the bathroom if you are going to install a fan? From which I gather you can get your permanent live and neutral.
A timed fan for £18* (here you need a three core cable)
A pull cord fan for £12 (here you don’t need a three core cable)
Your lighting circuits have no earth, that might warrant a moment of consideration and getting it properly done. Just saying. Well you did ask.
*here

ha ha!

or I’ll wait here with you for someone useful to come along. I think I’ll do that.