With lyrics

Life; you bastard! I’m having to work (being grown up and self employed is no fun) enjoy. I can’t even show off my new nichemonging kneebreaker. Sad day indeed.

Bonty wet Big Earl 2.5s tubelessed on an Intense 6.6 not had a problem.

Men being the best gender ever, women being a bit rubbish at things and also thick – not sexism or archaic just facts.
Sometimes you depress me.

In english sir for le foreigners, with links and diagrams please.

Is JGL looking a bit Lance Armstrong or is just me.

You bastards! I’m in.

Which is a bit unfortunate with a name like flap_jack.

I love you.

Thank you.

I would have the world know I love the Dixie Chicks.

Dear gods that was a brilliant run. I’m struggling for superlatives.

That Mini is going for the ‘designed in the dark’ look.

Bonkers and awesome.

Mos Def – Hip Hop
50 cent – Rap

I highly recommend EL-P very dense but very good, also Madlib; you’ll be broke trying to buy the whole collection, he brought out 10 albums last year.

I’m ready with the snark and cynicism but i’m intrigued. Someone else please do the mocking.
I like how he says tyre though, that must count for something.

Jesca Hoop in Manchester on Saturday. Seen her before but by golly I’m excited.

Very good video.
It’s a very good trail, I was there last weekend, hadn’t been in a while, it’s got a lot more interesting at the bottom. It’s got overgrown in parts though (if you follow it all the way back) especially just before you get to the pub.

Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Dead like me, Life, Veronica Mars.

Mrs got me a record last night; seems a record only has two songs, one per side. Good sound though, i’d never had a gramophone play up close.

Oooh hamsters! It’s been a while.

Just found 78rpm think I’ll just buy a box of 20 jazz/swing records – wonder what’ll be in it.

I was thinking more like Muddy Waters, but i’ll get me some Piaf if I can find it.

You tease so hard it hurts.

Comic sans?

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how about here
What’s your operating system?

There are 10 types of people, those who believe people can be classed into 10 groups and those who don’t.

I really like ‘terminal is open to interpretation’
Bastardizing Tupac ‘Cancer followed me but i murdered him first’.

Kicking the poor bastards when they are down is a sport I’ll happily join in. While i’m at it; my current vitriol is aimed at the ‘MSG is bad for you’ crowd. Picking on the easily mislead is good wholesome fun.

Welcome, what you smokin?

Clbuttic Ligh****er problem.

I want it. What frame?

Your definition of ugly needs work.

How big a panel? How good a battery? How much will this all cost vs an Electrician to wire this [socket/light/supply/board]?

Who is chopping the onions?
Congratulations, that’s happied my year.

Chrome here. FF pretty much reserved for the second e-mail access so I don’t have to log in and out.

So you didn’t read the report.

That is so dense and myopic it hurts.

The straw man here is hurting my brain.