I was five. I knew everything.

god knows listening to kimi is painful.

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

It's on at cineworld in Sheffield

I don't know what saddle you've got, I've got a Charge Spoon, no fading here, i just wipe down after rides and it's still white. To be fair white is not the most sensible thing to put on a mountain bike is it.

I'm a bit late with the outrage. That is outrageous, can't even log onto the website to take my number off, outrageous. If that sounds a bit like an unconsidered knee-jerk reaction, that's probably because it is. I'll be back later with a more cogent response.

Snuck into the screening after watching the disappointing "The Hangover". It's good but very long.

minutiae, petticoat and just for it’s bounciness lexicographical.

I’ll save you some time it’s Keitumetsi (key 2 mathsy) Motlogwa (more thaw gwar)

Bjork, Nina Simone, Georgia Anne Muldrow, Amy Winehouse, Norah Jones, Alice Russell and Lady Sov. It’s not the definitive list though.

Well there you go. Last secret cinema I went to opened with the thriller video as a prologue.

Michael Bay can’t string a story together (that we all know). Michael Bay can do boom (that is true). Michael Bay is an idiot (that is now very apparent). Giant clanging metal testicles on the devastator? for what particular story telling purpose? How about the stereotypical Brooklyn sounding twin bots with bad teeth who fist bump and are illiterate? The plot; where was it? Decepticon dog humping Megan Foxs’ leg? Turturo? again. They have guns and god knows what else alien weapons but they settle their scores with fists? If you haven’t seen it, try Red Cliff or maybe The Hangover I’m only trying to save you your 147 minutes and £7 you wont get either back and it will hurt. I HATE YOU MICHAEL BAY. and no I was not forced to go, i guess that bit is my fault.

I loved it.

What do I get for being reet?

Only a publicity stunt if the stig is a Mr Schumacher. Which it is, so yeah it is a publicity stunt.

ENGLISH MOTHER******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Woop woop. I fraking love Sheffield.

Beautiful tights them were.
I might have been pretending I didn’t know you were calling me girly legs, it hurts less when I pretend. Also a year later I have big manly chunky legs. Honest.

sharki unfortunately for you I lean to the right.

+ knees.

thems are the bees knees.

what do I win?

you are ashamed of showing picture of multipla aren’t you crikey and also you drive it with a brown bag over your head donch’ya. :-)

Your junction boxes need to be easily accessible for inspection. If you are using maintenance free junction boxes yes if not then no. If I’m wrong somebody who does this on a daily will be by soon enough to put my sorry ass right.

Never tasted Marmite and long may it be.

I’ve snapped a few, so i gave up on sram chains, i now use kmc and shimano chains with a sram powerlink though.

the editing is a bit overdone.

He’s a Firefly fan, now i’m all conflicted. It’s a Whedonite/Browncoat thing.

Kirroughtree then AE (we have a history).

Red Eye because somebody told me it was good. Looks good so far.

but why, to what end?

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not the best picture I’ve ever taken, then again I don’t remember taking it (long story, involves A+E on account of pictured bodge to try and make the bike rideable).

mlc you make me howl. :-)

sharki

Anyone who proudly posts up pics of himself in nothing but a pink

…. you had me right up until you said superman thong.

lets call him ‘ndish. it has a nice ring to it, and doesn’t take away the cockness from his personality.

ha ha you’re screwed.

WoW. I thought my life had drama. Glad everything worked out Zed. Some amazingly useful people on STW, balances out the lying thieves. I’d buy you all a beer if I could afford it (it’s the thought that counts right?)I’m going to sleep on a warm feeling of fuzzy.

my housemate is one, a very good one at that, e-mail me and I’ll put you in touch.

It’s all a bit silly but I’m watching, riveted in fact.

I take payment in shiny shiny bike parts, ok i’m in Sheffield so maybe thats not very useful.

I got given Suttree for Christmass, haven’t quite worked it into my schedule.

try this one if you want trippy without the nausea.