this is just going to go wrong isn't it?

Wrapper taken off obviously(i'm not that special) snickers broken into small pieces and put into a bowl. I mean I had all my bases covered.

I'll just running down to Morrisons, however poking the toaster with a knife to retrieve the malt loaf seems like asking for trouble is all.

I got stung on the lips at SITS two hours before the start, that's obviously why I didn't win.

I think sometimes critics can be sanctimonious ****, I guess it comes with the territory, Peter Bradshaw however is a first class dick.
I love this quote from Tarantino "I respect criticism. But I know more about film than most of the people writing about me. Not only that, I'm a better writer than most of the people writing about me. And I can write film criticism better than most of the people writing about me. [My goal was] to get the biggest standing ovation of the festival, and I got it"

Just wondering the same thing actually.

english is a beatiful language.

You think anyone with a brain would try and get away with something like that? Shit what the IAAF did.

Your fighting spirit is inspiring. Wish you all the best, keep fighting.

All we need is a man on a whyte 19 with knobbly tyres to come and embarrass Lance.

she's not that small, i'm not that big. I still appreciate a nice picture of my arse.

lots of very nice pictures.

Start by saying no to the third lot of pudding. It's all I can suggest.

A half hour margin besting the ex record holder is impressive.

Realman, that's the race that prompted that rule. While i'm at it isn't there a rule about size of wheels in TT races?

I know a roadie who won a Mountain bike race on a carbon road bike with slicks because that's all he had.

I bet they look good while running away with your wordly goods. I'll watch the proper athletics i think :-)

I love STW.

What are you offering for Bumalade© sir?

I also have freakishly wide feet, I have been using Shimano DXs for five years, very good good fit, comfy and good looking too.

Boo bees

Not so great this thread without pictures.

I apologise postie, I don't hear as well as I used to (this is possibly a lie, but how else do I say I didn't hear you without making like I ignored you and frankly ignoring people who are nice to you and say hello and shout your name is rude, very rude – consider me told off) it's Keitu. Thank you for the cheering if though I didn't acknowledge it.

Lee is a hero (thanks for the powerlink), met MrsFlash who is ace(i fussed about your birthday), brief chat with BWD, Terra and Gingerflash too, the guys at exposure were awesome and the dudes with the cowbells, legends! really kept me going. I had a very good weekend and met a whole bunch of cool people. Not as sore as I thought I'd be.
I was a bit hard to miss, Pink helmet, racecard 69 it took me a shamefully long time time to twig, only when my friend made a face as I was putting it on the bike. Many laughs were had, I don't know what I did to earn that number, but I'm glad.

bugger.

I see what you did there WCA. :D

And you don't have pictures? pah!

I am finally with the programme mrsflash fussing about your birthday and such. Thats all we have to do right? just fuss.
overpriced the food from Wilfs is.

It helps if you get to chatting with people while you ride, just nice vignettes pointing out the silliness of it all (not with the quick guys though) because you'll see them again and that helped me keep going and took a focus away from the pain for a bit.
I have not trained at all. Yeah. Pain.

I arrive Friday,
Solo,
Intense 6.6 (bonty big earls 2.5) Marin Rockyridge (WTB 2.3), both inapropriate
A Gazebo, a pop-up jobie a few other tents,
I'm a saint I don't touch the stuff.
I am so unprepared if I do more than five laps I'll be very very happy.

Seems unnecessarily arsy and a bit petty.

I likes the Reign.

"Can I get a witness".

crass – i'm sorry irresistible setup.

Yup Windows 7 RC, had the beta before that, Ubuntu before that and XP SP3 came as standard. My netbook is a samsung nc10 running an Intel Atom N270 1.6GHz, 1GB RAM and a 160GB HDD. It's alchemy.
The rat is wearing deodorant*.

make your own rodent jokes.

end of/thread closed/fail/simples all memes that need to die.

Any 'Americanisms'. This is Britain.

last I checked the internet was a global thing and STW magazine sold to everywhere. Some of the of the people on here are not based or from the Uk, Gods dammit there may even be some Americans. Unless when you go to American/Estonian/Japanese sites you stop being English/Scottish/Welsh or the other one then I apologise.
If you don't know, STW works under the tenet "you don't have to be from here to be here" I swear I did not make that up, anyways stop trying to fence off STW and it's global participants dude. This is the global system of interconnected computer networks.

Most people say mountain bike. Unless you go round saying mtb, which would make you both unique and right :-).

I've been running it on my netbook for a while now. it is very good, mind you I never used vista. I ran ubuntu for a bit, it was alright but I prefer 7.

just waiting on a few people to come and do a "well, we was wrong innit"

Mama mia, I went to the cinema to see it. I loved it, surprised myself with that one.

"She's the man" – i love it. :oops:

do something – britney spears.