Oh, goodie, we’re going to consider history…
Let’s see –
Romans invade England, build wall to keep the barbarians in the south, misplace a few legions to the north of it, decide they don’t like the weather, and go home voluntarily – score 1 for the Romans
nasty Saxons invade England – ok, you lot and your descendants go home
nasty Danes invade England – ok, you lot and your descendants go home
nasty Normans invade England – ok, you lot and your descendants go home
Nice kind Scots king and his hangers on take over England (1603) – ok, you lot and your descendants go home
nasty Dutch king and his hangers on take over England (1688) – ok, you lot and your descendants go home
then of course there were the Germans, but they’re still the bosses, so we won’t say anything to upset them :lol:
Now England will be so empty it’ll make a great mountain bike park.
O bugger, my lot are descended from the vikings who took over the west coast of Scotland, so we’ll have to go home too – but that shouldn’t be too hard to take, those Scandanavian blondes look pretty hot, and I like IKEA, ABBA and Volvos.