Please nobody mention Welsh lamb and semen.

Isn’t there an Aesop’s Fable involving a cyclist and a scaffolder?

Spoiler Alert – it doesn’t end well for the cyclist.

From memory the moral of the story was something along the lines of ‘don’t pick fights with scaffolders.. :o

Some of their professors unfortunately have very strong political views which they share on social media – but without the obligatory disclaimers, so maybe the entire OU are certified far-left twunts.

willie’s cacao is devine darrrrling.

ROFL at Junkyard, proper triggered :D

I thought this would either be about Remoaners or 3rd wave Feminazis.

Turns out Little Ted was on three times what Jemima was paid. Bloody disgrace.

strengthening the floor joists, putting in two Velux windows, flooring, insulation, plasterboard walls, dropdown ladder, lighting and electrics.

All that for £2600? :o

‘Gender details’ released 4-5 hours before the disgustingly high figures.

Talk about ‘burying bad news’ !

Scrap the license fee completely and replace with a mix of advertising and subscriptions.

Ain’t virtue signalling all the rage nowadays?

Putin speaks English, don’t you know.

Meteorite or frozen faeces from a plane.

Male humans lack any slats, making colds far more serious than for the female of the species. Fact. Anyone suggesting otherwise are either sexist, deluded or both.

Opening scenes of Dawn of the Dead remake was awesome. RIP.

Hope her new sonic screwdriver will have sandwich-making capabilities.

Post a big banner in your garden advertising the town’s inaugural “kick a dog to death day” and admission is simple, “just let your dog crap on my lawn one more time”.

Add a bit of drama by training every day in the garden wearing steel toe caps and kicking around a blow-up Labrador.

This morning I had a visitor-

Kit Williams?

jizyah looming..

Red sky at night, shepherds delight

Red sky in the morning, shepherds warning.

Mince lamb and potato, shepherds pie.

Does Corbyn have a similar pamphlet on Venezuelan Economics? Or maybe a spare copy of ‘Freedom Fighting for Dummies’ ?

Some brands are photo-stable, others rapidly degrade in the sun.

Yes you read that correctly so always read the small print.

Moby. Go.

Oh don’t be so pathetic, your ilk attack anyone who doesn’t share your narrow world view and you should be treated with the ridicule you deserve. Whether you like it or not, the FREEDOM to work as, or employ podium models is more important than you getting offended.

2017, the Year of the Professionally Offended.

Should be added to the Chinese Calendar, maybe as a fat thong-wearing sweaty hippo eating a kebab.

Hey could be worse… a sizeable chunk of the population very nearly just voted in a Venezuelan-style chancellor to ‘fix’ the economy.

What we must do is legislate against Podium Girls and increase the state budget accordingly. Or just ignore the professionally offended.

Don’t add heat to inflammation, cool pads and ibuprofen are better.

They all do this in my experience, it’s a common tactic.

For every petrol engine taken off the streets there are ten petrol-driven leaf blowers lurking in the shadows.

Luckily, I’ve a properly chilled comms-room I can escape to…

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This is a very common practice. The rental company insisted you weren’t covered when you were so I suggest you complain on that basis. i.e. the desk staff’s ‘facts’ were wrong and you incurred costs as a result. They will definitely fob you off and dismiss the complaint but escalate beyond them to whichever body oversee them, they are obliged to tell you who you can escalate the complaint to.

EDIT – having read your latest reply it looks like you turned down the extra cover initially then changed your mind at check-in. They really are a bunch of shits, the extra cover should cost much less than you paid at the desk.

Freedom to work as or employ podium girls outweighs the offended.

I don’t think journos chasing headlines or politicians using said headlines to camouflage their highly dodgy past should be taken seriously for a second. I’d trust the decisions made by the guys at the pit face over the dickheads at home still in denial with reality.

Since the dawn of time women have felt the cold even when it’s officially not bloody cold. In these modern times the problem has been exasperated by thermostats in offices. Some say women shouldn’t be allowed to operate machinery, including thermostats, but I think we should move with the times and issue all women with Vivarium lamps.

Nobody’s daft enough to believe an allegation like that.

Well Corbyn’s demanded a probe, the dickhead.

What’s £120 in Groats?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

You mean Enfield?

Isn’t this just a way for Google to get you to buy into their system….?

Possibly, but your choice.

Once you’ve got 100Gb of images stored on their system, what are the chances of you sacking it off for another cloud service?

50/50?

And what happens when you get a new phone? Does your current phone give you unlimited LIFETIME storage?

I can own more than one device at a time.

How much did/does your phone cost? My phone didn’t come with unlimited cloud storage, but then it only cost £200…..

Less than you paid.