Good old fashioned bribery works well in this situation.

TPT once got in trouble years ago for flashing her two puppies at the two princes, and you never forget your first pair of boobies :lol: RIP TPT.

Viagra was originally designed to prevent patients from accidentally rolling out of bed.

I don’t think the OP expected the deluge of support that he’s received :lol:

Maybe organising a protest or inventing a hashtag will help?

Women are irrational, stop trying to figure out why.

When you get a quiet moment ask her what’s with the icy witch behaviour. If no rational explanation is forthcoming tell her to stop being unreasonable and sort herself out.

No excuse for anyone acting like a dickhead and don’t forget it. Shoe on the other foot you wouldn’t expect her to put up with anything similar.

Ali’s Snack Bar?

And adherents of which ‘religeon’ are slaughtering middle eastern Christians whoppit?

indeed but she wasnt always legal as an immigrant

At least base your rants on proven facts. Surely you have lots of them to choose from.

unlike his wife?

She is definitely his legal wife, what’s your point caller?

Yer Maw was an immigrant you absolute roaster

Legal though.

Enfield North London, open backed lorry, stacked crates of different coloured pop. Lovely jubbly. We used to collect coroner bottles but I’m pretty sure only for the newsagents not the lorry dude.

It’s part funded by the UK license fee, the UK is one of the largest contributors. AND nobody voted for us before Brexit anyhow :lol:

Post Brexit we’ll continue to fund, continue to participate along with all the other non-EU nations and continue to never get votes. So no change there then.

Predictably funny how a thread like this attracts Remoaners :lol:

I swear by this video. You may initially find one or two stretches difficult but this is why you have the back pain so just persevere and you’ll be amazed how much movement you regain after a few days.

Comes across like you’re just showing off tbh. If its any consolation I think you’re awesome. Go lie down buttercup.

Who do you think she’s pissed off lately?

Soooo, May (the female pm) is fair game for anal jokes now that she held Trump’s hand.

May’s ass got patriarched :lol:

And to think that some of you didn’t believe in #WomensMarch.

What happened to the dude who posted a similar question on Christmas Eve with a fresh Turkey past its ‘Use By’ and everyone told him there must be a typo on the packaging, did he die?

THE funniest Womens March placard.

‘seed oil’ on the back :lol:

:lol: @ scuttler

Basic elementary mistake. The coppers couldn’t distinguish between an albeit rare ‘hooded rasta’ and the far more common ‘hooded ghetto knife wielding yoot’. The former deserves to be left in peace and the latter deserves a taser in the face.

snowflake, virtue signaler ,high horse , perpetually offended are all descriptive and anything but empty phrases :lol: I can see how the last year has been really difficult so best go for a lie down, treacle. Maybe go on a protest march or invent a new hashtag if it helps you feel you’re making a difference.

E.V.E.R. :lol:

Jamie’s disappearing bollard (with the eyes) would be an ideal punishment in this situation.

Same happened to me after laying bark chippings. Got woken to the sound of weird grunting in the middle of the night. Turned out to be a badger… and not my wife.

PLEASE YOU MUST REPORT THIS TO THE POLICE.

That’s no spur of the moment dog walker its premeditated.

Wowzers that is incredible!

I had an hour long chat with two ladies from Splunk discussing their product. Definitely one for the w4nk bank..

Appearing in the jump he can’t look any sillier than he normally dresses.

Definitely no reason to go through the hassle of a fresh install and I’ve switched from hdd to cloned ssd on lots of desktops. Cloning works at block level rather than file level meaning it’s very quick to do, when the OS first realises it has a new disk it’ll want a reboot but that’s just about it. The only hassle is if you ever need to flatten everything and perform a factory restore the recovery partition may realise it’s not the original disk but you can always perform the restore on the original disk and clone it again. Most ssd ship with cloning software such as Acronis.

My only gripe with the One S is there’s no 3.5mm audio jack output. Only choices are HDMI meaning your screen needs sound and/or its own audio output, or use the optical output. There doesn’t appear to be a supported option using the usb ports either.

Phobia means irrational fear, islamophobia is an oxymoron.

which side of arguement you happen to have been born on

:o

If you do go then smoke a spliff beforehand to calm your nerves.

Junky (aka Snowflake) are you serious… ain’t my inner turmoil buddy.

No doubt dreamt up by the Safe Space ‘snow flake’ generation of teaching stock, so thankfully just a blip. Nobody wants LGBT hitler youth indoctrination.

Many years ago during my uni days I was out late one night with my Marijuana-addict friend Terry. Walking down the street he suddenly lashed out at what he thought was a purple squirrel pissing on his foot.. which was in fact a loaf of bread dropped by a passing milk float.

More likely reefer madness.

I did this, didn’t think it could be done but it can. In one sense it creates complications but if everyone plays ball it works to everyone’s advantage. However, if the tenant doesn’t have an impeccable payment history and glowing reference from the seller then as a buyer I’d want vacant possession.

Bugger all acid house, he clearly wasn’t there. He did jump on stage during Jacko’s ‘we are the world’ so he ain’t all bad.

Strings of life was good until Jarvis started jabbering, and then he played “I’m raving I’m raving” oh dear just some sick parody?

Corbyn