Drop trou and shit on their bonnet!

Not much point going to a&be, you’ll just sit there for hours and they’ll do sod all for you, get some pain killers, man up and for the love of god try not to sneeze!

Don’t have any of the other stuff, but have a pair of slx skewers you can have, my email is in my profile if you want to send me your address and I’ll send them later today

Time for the ultimate stranger

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20stranger

Get the el guapo, great bike! Plus every turd and his dog have a five! You’re not a turd are you?

anybody used those sram contour foam grips they have on sale?

Magura wotans if you can find them, great forks, 160mm, 20mm axle option to drop 40mm on the fly, can be locked out and and stiffer than a Viagra addict!

Hopefully the next time she overtakes on a blind bend there’s a bus/lorry/tractor coming the other way!

I would have said the company was massive or possibly jungle! Cos jungle is massive

we should do a selfie on the bog thread.

Is this what snap chat was invented for? Also partial to dialling out a FaceTime call to selected friends with iPhones!

Kind of disappointed, was expecting one with and open coffin at a wake!

Good job they don’t dilate your brown eye!

Rubber queen on the back is boss to the max, all year round!

Just like riding a 69er

It’s this kind of thing that makes me think about jacking it all in and becoming a full time vigilante, like batman to deal out some justice!

You’re probably right! It amazes me that you can go to prison for words written on the internet or swimming in the Thames, but when you drive down the wrong side of the road and kill someone you get off scot free!

tempted to add her on linkd in and send her a copy of that open letter but i doubt it would make anything any better

Im tempted to message her to ask if she’ll be adding murder to her CV!

Moon cup looks good and could save the planet, women should be made to use them! I’d defo pack one in my snootch, if I had one!

http://greatinventions.tv/home/product/mr-milker-male-breastfeeding/

When they start pissing themselves!

Stay as up right as possible, don’t brake and clench your sphincter!

Beaver

Has anybody had a decent result with wireless transmitters for sending sky to another room? If so which ones do you use? And would they interfere with a baby monitor?

Defo false widow, better close all schools in a 10 mile radius just to be safe

Why not have a lunchtime pint while off sick, teachers do when they are off striking!

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductMobileDisplay?catalogId=10151&storeId=10001&productId=982171&categoryId=165499&langId=-1

Bargain 29er

I’ve got flow rims and there bad ass, don’t weight loads, strong as you like and tyres glide on and off(at least schwalbe and continental).

Hope that helps

I’m happy enough to donkey punch anyone who walks past as any character

I didn’t know you could do that in this game, or do you mean something else?

Am I the only one who actually likes Trevor?

People say they feel dirty playing as him, I can’t be alone in thinking this is odd.

I like Trevor think he’s great, not sure why people feel different running people over and shooting them in the face with another character is any different? its just a game not sure why anyone would get worked up about anything in it!

really starting to get into the online now, few races and survival mission plus a bit of freeplay to steal a jet and shoot down anyone foolish enough to be flying around in a helicopter!

I managed to get a couple of jets out last night but had no where to store them and trying shoot anything other than a plane or helicopter is pretty difficult usually resulting in a near miss with the ground! Anyone know where you can get a buzzard in online mode?

Agree with the lack of atmosphere last year, far fewer riders than previous years and it was obvious, track was probably a bit better than previous years but certainly deteriorated after multiple laps and some rain turning a couple of the climbs very difficult. Think I’ll be trying a different event next year

I had a message from a friend the other day claiming the best app ever – turbanizer!

Tubeless rims don’t need to be tubeless, will be just fine with a tube in, and probably want a decent width rim for 2.4 similar to a mavic 819

Unreal, reminds me of previous reports of firemen been shot at with air rifles! What goes through these people minds! Like you say one day it will be them who need help and i imagine they a believe they’d be fully entitled to it!

And where is this?

Various places around Doncaster and Rotherham, still not ventured to climber park at night afraid of what I might see!

Could do with a few bike robbers in this country been on the receiving end of that kind of treatment, would definitely make them think twice!

While out riding at night in certain areas it’s not your neck you need to worry about getting sucked!

if you want to see a bad film, check out deadly prey on youtube, the full length film is on there…my god!

That’s outrageous I thought only Nicolai took people’s pants down like that!

Wilkinsons, I have one in my camelbak incase something seizes