I have a 5 month old boy and a 3 year old cat, our cat sounds similar that she sleeps on the end of the bed and goes where she wants, when the baby was still in his Moses basket we just let her sniff around and bought a net to stop her jumping in(tho never needed/used it). She was generally not bothered by him and left him alone. Now he’s in his own room and cot and it’s the only room she isn’t allowed in but we have been shutting it since he was born and she got the idea in the end.

I wonder if the pigs would have pulled the other guy over for undertaking if you hadn’t moved back in?

I hear in an upcoming story line he gets caught in a sex swing with Phil Mitchell giving him a good rogering!

Yep, as long as the core comes out just pop the latex in the same way you would tubeless valves.

http://forums.mtbr.com/29er-components/best-tubeless-brew-406115.html

Here you go, just put aside 3 days to read all 114 pages

I’m not sure about anyone else but I’m so turned on by enduroganster right now, I wonder if he’d let me have sex with him?

You don’t have sex with endurogangster! You strap yourself in and experience the G’s!

Do I need to draw you a diagram sweetheart?

Their doing it to cut pollution apparently! So I’ll lay the smack down on them by busting out more pollution doing 60 in 3rd gear than 70 in 5th! Simples!

I hope these jeb ends don’t get this through! Either it’s so busy you can’t get up to 60 or it’s clear and then you’ll be stuck doing 60!

As for reducing pollution if this does come into effect I’m going to drive through in 3rd gear increasing the amount of pollution my car gives out! Seen as I have a company car and pay per mile and not fuel used it won’t cost me any extra to teach them a lesson!

Petrol driven pressure washer

Step 1 – wash the sand out of your vagina

Step 2 – ride your bike

I’m against vegitinarianism Asa a movement anyway. It’s a lifestyle choice, who are they to try to impose their lifestyle choices on others.

Agreed not any different from religious extremists trying to force there views and beliefs on people, and the whiny littles turds on here who want to censor the OPs title and content because it hurts their little princess feelings!

As long as your chain line is spot on and you have good chain tension I don’t think it would be a problem

I just hope if I ever see him in the street I have a raw steak handy to slap him round the face with and them cook it up and eat it just to piss him off!

Sex swing

Great thread, probably a good buy if you regularly make a mess of yourself and the big roll can’t cope! Personally I’d opt for a pack of wet wipes next to the pan for emergencies or to treat yourself!

I went for an interview with a company in London who had one of those spaceship toilets, most disappointing thing about not getting the job was that I wouldn’t be able to use it on a regular basis!

Ps. Only time I ever used a bidet was on a hockey tour in Italy when after several brews I took a dump in it luckily it was in someone else’s room!

I class my bald head as a solar panel for a sex machine.

Living in the uk you must me the most underpowered sex machine ever!

Been tempted by this myself, after taking lessons a few years back and giving up.

Have a read of this: http://www.usgamer.net/articles/does-rocksmith-2014-really-work-review

Dt swiss 240,much nicer than pro 2 and super reliable but more expensive

Have you not seen ancient aliens on the history channel? Of course it’s aliens

The biggest fastest one your arms can handle

Sounds legit

Probably a rocket, I’ve got a titus el guapo and did have a bfe as my hard tail, problem was I often chose the bfe as it was better climbing, easier to clean and not a lot slower down anything! So I sold the bfe now ride the el guapo more as it is more fun/comfortable and replaced the bfe with a handjob, better suited to local jaunts but less likely to cope in the peaks.

The thread of string I use for measuring my single barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle!

Robin Hood followed by the aristocats

A couple of years ago at leeds festival on the Thursday I had proudly won a game of wizard sticks and polished off a crate of Stella in around 10 hours, cue early night at half 9! Woke up at 1 am with a full on sprint to what passes for a toilet there, where I was about to ferociously erupt from both end with only one target, I picked the lesser of 2 evils and defacated in the pan while painting the toilet door the colours of the rainbow! Felt ace after though!

Get the batman costume out of your boot for a spot of vigilantism!

Not having a go…. but (imo) this is what’s preventing a sensible debate about race/immigration etc – anyone dares bringing it up is automatically assumed to be a closet EDL fanatic.

Agree with this, seems you can’t even mention another country these days without been a racist

Look at the juicy hose kit, that should show/tell you what the spec for the fitting is, maybe if you can get a pair of these

http://www.bikeparts.com/search_results.asp?ID=BPC130663

From the elixir calipers you could get them to fit directly or via one of the lever inserts?

I guess some folk on here feel it’s more important for a bike to look good riding around the trail centre car park than how it’s actually rides!

I have a v2 with a pushed dhx ti coil
Marzocchi 55 rc3 ti evo
Flows on Hadley hubs, w/10mm bolt thru
Hans dampf front rubber queen rear
Saint cranks
1×9 short cage xo rear mech
Reverb
Elixir cr brakes
Chromag bars and stem
And a custom carbon bb and downtube protector!

Looks ace and rides like a dream

We’ve always called it the descent of doom! Good fun though

Get her a sex swing

Nuke proof neutron as cool, and watching my mates few month old burgtec’s shear off at the axle on Sunday was hilarious!

Chin bike thief first! Ask questions later

Sex swing

I had some exm 150’s on my bfe, great forks, they do sit quite high in their travel but always found the small bump compliance good for air forks.

Liked them so much that when I replaced my bfe for a cove handjob I bought some xmm 120’s which are also excellent.

There is also one called silly moo, where you can milk a cows udders and it for chocolate cow pats!

Take a pair of speedos for a dip in the birthing pool

No it’s not racist and the bell end who made the complaint should be prosecuted for wasting police time! Way too many over sensitive little buttholes about that are pandered to for some reason!

^Awesome pic!^

I chased one for about 300 metres a few weeks back down some singletrack, thought I was going a decent pace until the badger started pulling away from me!

We replaced the wife’s Ka with a fiesta, which is good for getting her and EG junior around when it’s just them, then use my bigger car at the weekend longer trips etc…