Hopefully my home boy DC tells jimmy crankie to get back to hobbiton and doesn’t allow her any more power than was outlined in Devo max, that and anything the SNP want to discuss in Westminster is immediately shut down! It’s about time these racists stopped having any influence over the UK!

Daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn! Did even realise this was possible, time to start strapping mine to the side of my leg as a preventative measure!

Which ignores the wishes of the 16million who didn’t want a Tory government. FPTP is a Groundhog Day car wreck system.

That’s kind of how democracy works!

Cant think of anything better than another labour driven recession. Let the good times roll!

Could do with some more tape for a game.of wizard sticks

Call your local gp and explain the situation, get her back in the UK and have her sectioned asap. it will take a good hospital stay and rehabilitation for her illness. Its not quite true that they can go past a point and not come back, they will come back but often with reduced cognitive function.
Poor compliance with medication is often due to disease insight and been unaware she is ill. When it comes to treatment your local mental health team will either be able to supervise her taking medicine or give an injection injection.

Hope some of that helps helps

Neither I like to taste my dead animals, not cover them in fruity filth.

when that Welsh bird speaks all I can hear is that she wants more funding for pot noodle mines!

And I get why clegg gets stick for tuition fees, its not like his was prime minister or his party had much say!

You’ve only bought 10 speed clobber, that’s why it won’t go into the 11th gear!

Is that true about the gummy bears? I want to know before I get a kilo of them to give my mates on the next riding trip!

Luckily I spend most of my day driving around so a bit of convoy cock goes unnoticed!

However if women are deliberately dressing and acting trampy to distract men, lowering their productivity so the women look better for a pay rise/promotion! That is just out of order!

Write him out of your will!

I had this problem in the past, sorted it out by shiting in a paper bag and setting it on fire on their doorstep, rang the doorbell and got ready to laugh!

Never happened again! 100% success rate!

This is what happens when most consumers out there are suckers! A bit of flashy marketing and they lap up a new pointless standard that provides nothing more than the opportunity to empty their wallet on new wheels, frames, forks and tyres!

Unfortunately this then has a negative impact on the people who aren’t complete mugs as companies have flogged enough crap, they can withdraw the older standard to try and force everyone into buying new gear!

Restart the computer in safe mode and restore windows to an earlier date, then a Malware bytes scan.

Get a mattress in the back of that and some ‘bang mobile’ stickers for the side and you’ll be knee deep in clunge in no time!

I had one for a few months as a company care on hire, identical inside to the Kia sportage it replaced and I quite liked it, easy to get about in, reasonable fuel consumption and plenty on room for bikes/ family in the back

How did this turd get “popular” in the first place, I kind of missed how it popped up and can only ever remember him coming across as a complete minge!

Thought thos was going to be a thread about the inappropriate smearing of Nutella on some guys testicles and then whistling for the family pet to perform clean up duty!!!

I was a bit wrong!

I doubt they would be that offended, it’s all made up any way! In 2000 years someone might uncover a Harry Potter book and start a religion from it. Then instead of Jesus walking on water you have harry doing wizard crap. Equally as believable I’d say!

Yep OP is a jeb end, for some reason thought he owned the road and doesn’t understand merge in turn! People like that cause more problems than they solve

What about the pants that get stolen by gnomes?

You would be a retard for spending that much on any other wheel size! At least 26″ will still be around in 5 years! Decent spec on it too

It was wellard the dog in a surprise return to the square!

OneUp 42t arrived today, waiting on Tech X3s and a Thomson Covert dropper! (£240 from Germany)

Where was that from?

This is nearly as good as the recto-flute I saw recently

Maybe. Ive got a set of its spikers and they are ace on ice and snow, but I probably wouldn’t want to use them for a ride with only a few small patches of ice. If you go for something with less spikes it may not give enough grip to help.

I thought the irritating little turd had crawled back under his rock!

Defo aliens

Damn this games hard! I couldn’t line up for the guy either and bunny hopping didn’t do much! Cool game though

Probably because 3rd world countries are discussed in the band aid post, no need for a seperate one

Ok cool, does it have any kind of controller support? If not have you seen anyone map it out using joy2key or similar?

What are you playing it on? PC? Just wondered as it says it’s avaialble for a few platforms. Will defo give it a go later

Ebola

sue the church! Or the bloke for having a unsafe chimney, if it was the only one that came down its probably his fault!

I’m 5’10 and have 18″ ti 456 evo, seems a good size for General hardtail duties

What the hell did I just watch? She has mad skillz!

Bowmore 17 – smokey and smooth

Hibiki 17 – won a shed load of awards

Any experiences with the thomson covert? Though may have to wait until they come down to the same price as the normal thomson one!

Cheers both I will check them out