Womble the octopus thing is some sort of long standing joke, I don’t get it either, there’s quite a few on here:
Weeing in shoes
Kicking her back doors in
Owning with Bombers
I only know what the second ones is 😳 Unless the first one is actually about weeing in some-ones shoes!!
Molly is a soap opera, Ernie is clever and all about politics (same as Stoner) TJ is always right (think of him like your dad! LOL) Flashy is Posh, oh and Elfinsafty is just mad (properly I think sometimes). There’s Jamie (wind ups) Yeti (pervert) and Deadly (JLS fan) and quite a few lovely girlies.
Don’t take anything too seriously!!
The helmets thing is all about whether you should always wear a helmet when riding, gets waaaay out of hand every time. Best of ignoring those threads