and dribble comes out the bottom

pissing myself laughing, and spilt my tea.

by jupiter, an inny of course.

phew.

bet elfin’s got an outie.

Rachel that video…bleuuurgh.

LOL.

Er neil…sorry.

Yeti, I keep telling you, the chances of you getting to **** me are about as likely as you becoming a moderator of this dump. LOL

inny or outy trailmonkey, you have to say.

*Nods at Emma82*

not finished properly at the hospital.

Oh god, I think they have to get a new set of the Twilight series every couple of weeks!!

Inny here as well. nice and neat

Outies are weird.

My college has a library, but that’s just full of the Emos and goths keeping out of the sun LOL!

12

No longer a teenager. Yay

sad coconut!!

have you got an outie or an inny?

😳

He might meet some-one in the romance section. You never know!!

“Why Miss James how lovely you look without your librarian glasses on!”

I never wear a helmet!!

Oh, you’d luv that wouldn’t you!

edit why are my youtube links going like this?

Come and help Neil get laid on the I’m fed up thread.

Molly! You’re not helping. Neil want’s to get laid, not be on his own!!

Sorry Yeti, he is in London though, so miles away from you, and lets face it, his needs are greater than yours 😆

I have an image problem with yoga…I’ve always thought it was somthng for middle class housewives.

I go to Yoga occasionally and my GF goes all the time, we’re not middle class housewives. (well, she would have been if I hadn’t rescued her LOL)

This is just sad. 🙁

Yoga, loads of women go to yoga. Should help your ankle as well.

We’ve cut down on our booze consumption massively

so have we. Used to drink pretty much every weekend, wasn’t doing us any good, now we go some weekends without anything. Last night got very drunk though. First time in ages.

Some people drink, some people don’t.

so what?

Go to the pub, join a library, join a book club, join a dating site, have a street party, anything.

SPD’s for everything, but I’ve never been to the Alps, dunno it I’d be using them out there.

Can’t give you any money I’ve just spent y last bist on getting seriously pissed.

night my loves

cheap for a Jessica.

🙁

Can’t I wind him up just a little bit?

Flashy, I’m sure there are, just like there are some men who like handbags and shoes. 😆

Porn generally isn’t *for* women, it’s for men, so no surprise really.

What Badly Wired Dog said. Modern waterproof materials are waaaay better (in terms of hydrostatic head measurement, which is a good way of comparing them) stuff like Event, and Goretex.

Not to say it’s not a nice fabric, you can make nice stuff from it (made some bags and a belt from it a while back), but there are better things out there for biking in.

Dunno about faster, not that bothered unless I’m going down, but I’ve found being clipped in helps me put the back of the bike where I want. Sounds odd I know, but I can skip the back around to get round corners and stuff, on flat pedals I can’t do it.

Porn doesn’t work the same way for women

just laughable really, not a turn on at all.

circumference or perimeter?

my first STW pedentry LOL

What has been edited out of that Pictorial Pendleton?

She had a g-sting on, and they airbrushed it out.

Fruit loops with chocolate milk for the ‘It’s my birthday I’m eating what I want’ experience

Drinking: Cider with tequila bombers

Booobies!!!

**** hell!! is he? Really? Wait till I tell my mum… 😆

its surprising how many people dont come out sooner

[serious]It has the potential to **** up your life. That’s why.[/serious]

Baked beans are meant to be eaten cold, aren’t they? 😉

edit, cougar you are vile LOL.

Gone off* cottage cheese makes for a long lasting impression!!

* didn’t know, made me very ill

S’ok, found it, thought I recognised his voice.

Edit beaten to it, thanks my lovely.

*goes off to dig out the CD*

NO cottage cheese is sick (literally!!) smells like sick looks like sick, made by special cheesey-sicky machines