Post the good stuff, then!

:oops:

oh well, pretty dull really, massively luved up, living nr oxford, doing mostly road biking really (chameleon is in my parents garage!!) and running.

Hi Rach :D [waves]

not at all stalkerish… :lol:

Still come on here occasionally to look about…one of the ‘rules’ of my gf was “no more rumpy pumpy EVER AGAIN if you ever post shit about us on that **** bike site…”

so, yknow… haha.

luv you guys

biting into a Maccy D apple pie when you’re drunk and you’ve somehow forgotten how unbelievably hot they are.

I swear I was pulling bits of dead skin of the roof of my mouth for days after.

She used to have all the gear.

Yeah, I imagine getting your willy turned into a fanny is probably right up there…. :lol:

Stoner, go get your bits waxed, then you can complain :lol:

He’s well trimmed! 8O

Not a picture I’d ever expect to see on this site, you dirty old things :lol:

Tartiflette, cheese, potatoes and pork. Done.

I wouldn’t the pork anyway, but you couldn’t eat the other 3 at the same time, you’d explode. :lol:

EDIT: 2 x 8 inch 4 cheese pizzas cooked and then turned face together so you can eat with your fingers.

haha all my mates are drooling over Poldark

I’ve wanted to learn trapeze for as long as I can remember. looks so cool

Fage yoghurt that has a foil lid and a transparent plastic cover on the yohurt that you need to pick off with your fingers so you get yoghurty fingers and takes a spoonful of yog with it when you peel it off…Do I scape it, lick it, just bung it in the bin?

bra straps that don’t stay on your shoulders

There seems no end of women only races and events

Are you actually being serious, our have you checked?

There are no major organised anti-female barriers in the sport that I am aware of

Why don’t you try to make yourself aware of them then?

Look, pressure on young women is immense, to be thin, to be pretty, to be ‘good’ and ‘worthy’. Sport for a lot, no most girls is just out of the question, for loads of reasons, not wanting to look like a tomboy, getting “ugly and muscley”, being sweaty, dirty or just the fact that is not “for us” from disinterest from shops (getting better) and well meaning blokes helping us fix our bikes

Most of the advertising is based around danger and adrenaline, speed, and unwritten is that is “For Real Men Only”

Even going to a trail centre is sometimes a real pain, lost count of the times I’ve been tutted at (mostly on the ups) and I can remember maybe one or two blokes who’ve been genuinely encouraging and supportive.

I know a lot of this stuff is done to women by ourselves, and we’re sometimes our own enemies, but some of us are trying OK? maybe instead of all the “why all this stuff for girls” just a simple shout of “GO GIRL” next next time you see one on the trail? would make us feel a bit more welcome?

ssooooooo cute

want

Is that Malvern? Looks like it.

you wouldn’t be the first to mention it, Hon

:lol: it smells of geek in here :lol:

really? luv the FD guys they’re always so scottish…luv that accent :lol:

but the Lloyds payment thing drove me insane…maybe it was just me

thnx

Rdog, I know…that’s it right I mean she’s cheated on me, and I was involved in cheating with her on someone else…she’s bad news. but y’know when you just know..?

f’sake

you can change over in 7 days. I went from Lloyds to First Direct as the Lloyds on line banking thing is total shit.

was cool. they even sorted out my DDs

Is it less buggy than BF3? still never quite as good as COD

give it to my dad?

Did everyone remember NOT to look directly at Dr Brian Cox? You must always wear suitable eye protection, even when he’s not on screen.

Same old thing, if it’s not Kayne, It’s Jay Z or Dolly Parton, or Metallica’s Hunting

There are some great songs in his back catalogue

some people like to be prepared for all outcomes. :wink:

Who knew that was not your sort of thing

It wasn’t actually the penis-y bit, (seen those) just the hundreds of people just you know, telling everyone else what they get up to afterwards.

My DP often just ambles in and flops his knob in the sink WHILE I am doing my sex wee

I mean…what?!?!

when I started, I just ran the same route for weeks until I got used to it, I think it was just a couple of miles then started to make my runs longer. I think it took me nearly a year before I was happy with it. been running 3-4 times a week for a couple of years now, and I can run 15-20 miles at about 8.00min miles which I’m happy with.

There’s some great advice on here though. Surfer is especially worth listening to, he’s got answers for pretty much everything.

That mumsnet penis thing was just… 8O

seriously?

I think my mum would laugh at me TBH.

Although, I’m the same age as your son, and I was totally unaware it was mothers day today. :lol:

Garmin FR15 or strava if you’ve got a smart phone.

Emma Watson – Tiffany Aching

You’d have to junk the entire show and start again.

we could have constant re-runs of Downton, and Call the midwife….it’d be lushly

isn’t that Maccy D apple pie? the hottest thing known to mankind?

Jam roly poly is better than sex (as far as I can remember).

Now, if you’d have said crema catalana (or something like that, can’t remember exact spelling, but it’s a spanish creme brulee) I’d agree with you.

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A yoghurt. I’ve got nothing against yoghurt really, but as a pudding it’s a bit

“is that it?” and the bits of “fruit” that they put in them….hmmmm

I don’t know if you can put your own music on it, but it does look at what’s on your laptop already, mine calls it Local music or something.

Yeah, you’re probs right.

sad really that it’s in the papers and stuff

I’d kick off. I certainly wouldn’t help tidy up.

There may be punching. but no voting for UKIP. :lol:

dare I ask what airplane blonde is…. :?

I hadn’t really given it any thought is going to be my final answer. :lol:

Spotify premium, and the spotify app on your phone.

Haven’t touched itunes in maybe a year now? haven’t synced my iphone either. Doesn’t seem to make any difference to it.

This is genius, this is why singletrack is better than every other forum, I luv the idea that he didn’t get his pudding, because he wouldn’t tidy up… And he kicked off

:oops:

Uuuummmmm dunno really, it was just a bit of a “Oh” moment, I mean why wouldn’t gingers be ginger, it’s obvious….I’m stopping now, I can feel myself blushing….

In what way is this fundamentally different from that?

I don’t know aracer, If it was me, I think I’d feel that I should make a contribution,that’s all. share the good about a bit. (the were hippies after all!)