Postie been…. Nothing

I hate amazon

Had a hot water bottle for a few weeks now, seriously thinking about putting the electric blanket on

Cheese? On fish fingers?

That’s gross

Massive amounts of suspicion? 😆

Most blokes I know want to sit around in their pants eating pizza, smoking joints, playing GTA and ****.

Imagination much?

No, it’s ok to say **** off you ****, but not ok to star it yourself

Boring fact: it took me ages to work out why there’s an rem track called star me kitten, and was one of the more uncomfortable conversations I’ve had with my dad!!

“Girls you could look at all day” and now this…really?

How old are you lot?

Cottage cheese, handfull of coriander and some lime juice. Mix it all together and you have something amazing.

No, what you have is lime and corriander flavour sick

Binners That’s pretty much how I feel about cottage cheese, I’m pretty sure it’s made by people just partly chewing cheese and then sicking into the tub

Wasn’t a massive distance for us, but I don’t drive and the trains are pretty expensive, and her place was tiny. So she was forever coming to mine, and then Sunday is shit…

We stuck at it for ages, but we were sort of used up by the end of it.

Fruit loops with chocolate milk

Or chocolate milk with baileys in it

Or all in the same bowl ( it seemed like a great idea at the time)

Sort of

Just make sure the person your having a relationship with isn’t a needy, single child who can hit your buttons at any distance, and you’ll be good.

Oh, and phone sex, hard to do convincingly 😉

Wow, just wow 🙄

Some of the comments on this are unreal.

Ok, if I’ve asked you out for a meal and I know you can afford it, but you don’t wanna split it just “because” then that’s the last time you get to look at my tits* in a low cut top

If you can’t afford it, so we’re each paying our own, that’s different

* good luck with that

Will talk to anyone, but used to worry what they thought of me.

Junky, your not really for the meal your paying for the night with your friends, split the bill equally

Long standing customer, used to be my default. Now it’s an intake of breath as if diving into water you know is going to be cold.

Site either works, or the menu (which discipline) is missing, and its unusable.

Either way, please sort it out

Not really Solo.

I know why some guys shave their legs, there’s even runners in my club do it, it’s just a bit odd thats all. You expect to see hairy man legs, and what you get is nice clean muscley looking legs instead. It’s just weird not wrong or bad just a bit weird

Guys shaving their legs is a bit weird though

Lined dried laundry

My Xbox after a hard sesh has this sort of electrically smell that’s really cool

My ex

A date challenge?

Find someone who isn’t mad, or boring, or married!!

buttocks can be too pert????

No, they can’t 🙂

Clippers, then shave in the bath, moisturise after

We’re not going with horizontal stripes this season. And we’ve decided that FWB is a bad idea

If I’m honest with my self, I was hoping for something more, and maybe it would reignite something, and having a itch scratched.

Got a bit burned I think

Crikey..errrr no, not really my love. I think you might be doing it wrong 😆

My FWB was an Ex so it was all a bit to close for comfort. It was too easy, bit of wine bit of chat, before you know it…

It was hard not to feel a bit used and a bit sordid after though

Oh ok so they are actually pants, I thought for a minute they were were y’know shorts.

Not a bad idea really

Your shitting me.

I’m wearing bigger pants than those 😆

What?

Your such a bunch of nerds

Emotional depth of a bucket of sick

Of you and deadly? I think he’s always had a soft spot for him, maybe he wants to say something to everyone?

*Waves*

Has she got a friend?

I seriously need to have a word with myself

**** off flashy 😆

Yeah Rach easy to say, but y’know…legs, lips…hard to say no

Deadly and piggy sitting in a tree…. 😆

Jamie, loving your work Hun xx

Hora it’s not ‘just’ about sex y’know?

Ending a relationship is hard, but from my experience a clean break is best, don’t call or see each other, don’t do the whole “crying on each others shoulder thing” don’t do once last fling, none of that. If your going then go.

It’s a bit shit really.

The people that influence me are the musicians that make it sound sooooo simple Justin Vernon (Bon Iver) Andy Hull ( Manchester Orchestra, Polly Jean 🙂 . So talented so effortless. Oldies maybe Johnny Marr and John Squire.

Poor Emily 😥

I’ve got most of the music on my iTunes anyway, I just wanted to have some as vinyl as well so I could mess about with them and maybe turn them into something a bit cool, it was just a little idea.

I borrowed a turntable and speakers from parents if my flatmate, they sound pretty cool 😀 . But I’ve not got any money really to be buying amps and I didn’t really want all that stuff. Most if my music I listen to on a pair of £5 computer speakers or cheap tesco ear phones anyway!!

Thanks for the help though

X