Just y’know being…

Got a job, got somewhere to live, got family who care, got mates. For a bit I didn’t think all that would be my life at all.

Best tasting

Most homegrown/ made ingredients

Best veggie

Best meaty

Im in best veggie and best homemade categories

Pint of cider, please, can we sit in the garden so I can have a rolly?

Isn’t their new bassist her from the muffs?

Listened last night, thought they sounded pretty cool. I’m a sucker for them though

done.

Wasn’t sorry about Trevor either.

*waits for online*

Hmm, skinny midget with eating disorder, smokes and drinks too much and is a bit obsessive and more than a bit needy and clingy more like

Jamie, man in 2nd picture has bigger tits than me.

best thread ever

My disaster zone of a love life is your best thread? Thanks Molly 😆 yeti, is that you?

Omnibus editions are what Sunday afternoons are for, right?

*salutes*

Yes sir Jamie, sir 😆

Moving on

Ok, thread resurrected as, y’know, FML

You meet someone, been for coffee, and then a sort of early evening cafe dinner thing ( straight after work as it happens, so not a “date” date, more like a “meet in town, like two grown ups, bit of chat” sort of thing. )

Anyway, it’s nice, you chat, laugh, all good. You make arrangements to meet, you turn up….your date doesn’t. Not answering texts, or calls. do I phone again? Is that a bit needy?

Leave it, right?

Learn something every day

Thanks *kisses*

12/13

The chemical reaction one, I was going to put a nail rusting, but can someone tell me why sugar dissolving isn’t a chemical reaction?

What all the fuss was about with the boys…. 😉

Why anyone would want to smell of toilet water… If I’m honest i still don’t get it LOL

It takes 2 owls to make the Twit-twoo sound. One makes the twit and the other answers it with the to woo sound

Cool huh?

I’ve been tying laces right all my life ( who knew!!)

Pick me up

It’s a really really* bad romcom about a girl working in a coffee shop, the title right, it’s pick me up as in cofffee AND at the same time about sweeping someone off their feet….yeah it’s pretty much at that sort of level…

* did I say it was bad?

I started a thread once trying to work out why diet coke was bad for me, and that was nearly as boring as this, I’m
1.6m 41kg is that ok?

A hair brush that has a colour/highlights option, so as you brush your hair, it could put any colour in you wanted or high/low lights whatever that last a day or so, or when you wash it out.

I know, amazing idea right? 🙂

Anyone found any ‘alien’ parts yet?

There are loads apparently

There’s also an underwater spaceship

Did a v romantic weekend with http://www.sheepskinlife.com not log cabins, but they are v cute.

I quite like the Mumfords ( and they did a better set that the Stones at Glasto this year)

Folk Music for people who don’t like / know what Folk music is.

It is ok for other people to like different music, y’know

Another vote for the portals. None of the Halos or assassins creed series are really sweary. My brov (13) luvs halo 4. Mirrors edge?

Just you Hon.

[sniffs pits] really must stop this and shower and do stuff. LOL

Either I’ve suddenly got really bad at shooting people, or its a lot harder to aim in 5. Franklin is especially shit.

Stole a yellow life guard 4×4 thing, got shot at by police. Got killed. Bum

But Emsz: properly drunk involves violence, police and/or medical intervention, involuntary defecation, damage to property, the severing of relationships and a complete inability to remember anything the next day.
Ah, happy days…

Ha ha you know my mate Stevie then?

Never been arrested, but got memory blanks ( and funny looks and unexplained huffs from mates)

Houns !! 😳

So, me and rach then? The rest of you lot are lightweights

Talk like a pirate day?

Your shitting me, right?

This place sometimes

Last time I was mega pissed up I had to do the walk of shame with a banging head, haven’t felt up to it since.

Molly, have you tried other ways? Mdma, stuff like that?

Junky, probably but I’m skint which doesn’t help.

Ok so now I look like some drunk bum. ha ha

Necking lemon vod when your 16 feels like rebellion, not so much when your 22 ( god I sound like my dad)

LoLing at Gary lager, never had to crawl home, that’s…wow

Never?

Really? That can’t be true.

**** off Jamie 😆

Yep.

Don’t like Trevor. ( I know, I’m just expressing)

Has anyone done “that” mission yet? Can you walk through like no Russian?

God yeah, I live in mine. Been to tesco and everthing, im such a slob lol Just googled totoro onsie: Want!!

Buzz, it’s been on off for ages, and we just end up hurting each other. Thing is, we have a big mutual circle of friends here ( my housemate is mates with the bloke Sara was going out with when we met! Awkward much!!) so she stays away, or keeps a low profile, which hurts even more because I know she’s avoiding me.

We’re not done yet ( she just doesn’t know it LOL) but we both need space at the minute.

God I feel a bit useless reading all these.

In my defence when Sara and me met I was 19 and she was 20 i’d just come out of a pretty heavy relationship and sara was unsure about her sexuality and we had about 2 months of being together before she effed of to Oxford. I think it was pretty hard on her, student life is all about being there and in jokes and all that, and every weekend she was driving back to see me, I would go and see her occasionally, but her place up there was tiny ( single bed!!) and it was hard for me to break into her circle of friends. It didn’t help that she had a drunk one nighter with some random she met in a bar. Hard to trust her after that, and it all went a bit pear shaped. We tried to make it work, but she’d come down with work to do, and then I’d be running with my club. We did a bit of FWB but I knocked that on the head.

Stupid thing is, I’d still run if she called.

The lyric is ( rude 4 letter word beginning with F, please cougar don’t ban me) me kitten

It’s about ending a relationship but still being a bit, y’know, in lust with the other person. It was starred out on the cover because of some ban on rude words in America. On the track listing its written as Star Me Kitten, but in the song they use the proper word.

Said it was dull didn’t I 😆

We’ll I’ve got 4 and a bit jars of blackberry jam, and enough crumble filling for about 20 puddings, all sitting in bags ready for the freezer. Bit more productive than GTA ( not that I’ve not been bitter about it)

Don’t you have a job?

Yep, day off ( the fact that I took a days holiday to play a game that hasn’t arrived is not at all sad or pathetic )

I only got up early for this!

I’ve even got my “big American titties” tee shirt on!!!

Hummpppffff not happy 👿 🙄