don’t actually ride a mountain bike.

although…

Don’t own a german car (clio)

don’t work in IT

currently I’m obsessing with Counterstrike GO and Fortnite. No kids and crummy weather means I’m getting quite a lot of time in…

Opens thread for sake of amusement

puts down food.

leaves thread.

I love valentines. It’s fabby. Mostly as I always remember and she always forgets, and I get to watch her run about in a bit of a panic, which makes me laugh.

Revenge Valentines…It’s the way forward.

after a night on the lash, nothing but nothing beats chips….(you can keep the donor, although I might steal your chille sauce)

I think we are hard weird for a type, I found myself staring at a girl on the bus the other week, she was really pretty (huge rack, don’t hate me, i mean, the eye goes there, right?) and I was thinking exactly the same thing, how come out of all the people I thought she was good looking, and it must be some internal thing.

humans are weird, oh, And I’d swipe on a vegan…how are you supposed to enjoy an egg sarnie the morning after?!?

reminder to clear the plug hole in the shower.

both vile and appealing at the same time.

weird.

I’m a woman in my mid twenties, “does marketing work on me” is like asking me if I breathe.

It says here on this note I’ve been handed that my type is Blonde maths genius with a heavy line in sarcasm and killer chinese burns.

good to know.

my Aunt died of cancer a few years ago, her husband gave her eulogy, at the end Wednesday Week  by the Undertones played as she was cremated (The song they had first danced to a school disco) There wasn’t a dry eye in the place, I think even the vicar was dabbing her eyes.

I can’t hear it now without just bursting into tears

Pants

a: Date Pants. the kind of pants that if someone else sees them they think “Those are some nice pants”

b: Everyday pants: they have to be comfy, pretty,  not too tight, no digging in, no going up my bum (unless thats where they go)

c: rubbish granny pants, grey, holes, loose, tight, cheap, skanky nasty pants

definitely!!

comes out as defiantly or definitively

(which I’ve had to spell check) hahaha

A while ago I decided that, life’s too short for

the diet version of any food

“fun sized”

finishing a bad book

being mean to myself

C grade knickers

illuminating thread as ever. :lol:

scone= sgone.

as much cream and jam as you can get on it without having to use two hands to shove it in your mouth, or have the GF tut at you as you gag everso slightly as you’ve really got to much food in your mouth. Complain loudly for the rest of the day that you have a tummy ache.

Get no pudding later on.

Interesting risk perception about this

hi aracer, yeah I know what you mean, really I’m more likely to meet dodgy people in town. But. At least I’d have a chance, ‘cos you can bet I’m going to scream and kick and fight. In a wood, with no one around, it doesn’t matter at all how much noise I make. I’m never going to win a fight with anyone, if someone doesn’t come and help, then it’s all over. Hence never alone where I can’t be seen or heard.

I never run in town or on surfaced roads/paths.

I never run alone off road, ever. Only ever run around town this time of year, and streets that have pavements, houses and street lights.

i can’t eat one ever again now… :lol:

8O Oh my gosh, just educated myself on Youtube!

the one in the bath!!

Baby driver was loads of fun

but Lady Bird for me

erm…That flake ad? that’s not real, is it?

I don’t mind it, I mean it’s a bit stupid, but in the list of offensive words based on women’s bits it’s pretty low down the list.

For the record I personally don’t mind the c-word as much as the p***y word. For me it has porny overtones and just sounds sleazy.

Log into a mountain forum occasionally even though I haven’t ridden my mountain bike in aaaaaages.

Check everything twice, and then again to make sure (obvs)

Lay our clothes on bed that I’m going to wear, including bra and pants, just in case…

what about North Wales, I want to live in Betws Y Coed, and sell stuff to tourists. :lol:

it’s funny, ‘cos the tories aren’t used to having the cops do to them what they do to everyone else.

they don’t come to your pub at closing time do they? they don’t bust your neighbours for drugs, they don’t stop you for ID on a march.

now they they’ve stitched up one of the tories, that’s funny

You are amused by a politicised police force Danny

OMG have naive are you? :lol: come on some of the marches I’ve been on, and watch them video people. The police have always been political.

social liberal

although I don’t think I understood some of the questions. The one about Democracy being more than just decision making? I answered dunno to it. :lol:

Crickhowell, that’s the place I was trying to think of!! Went camping there with my dad ages ago, and went back a few years back with the gf to the Bear, was an ace weekend

Dowlais Top welcomes you…

apart from Merthyr Tydfell…I’ve been there… :lol:

I’ve not really had one. I went to current work as student placement, and they didn’t freak out when I didn’t leave.

**** Old bloke looks at porn at work, and makes unwanted sexual advances to a woman.

****

nice cottage, crappy old clio.

cottage isn’t mine (belongs to GF) and car was bought with money from bank of mum and dad… :lol:

If I could I would live somewhere in between Afan and bike park wales and Abergavenny.

there’s nothing interesting on the telly after the news, so you can go to bed now.

ummmm, I got 6.

I don’t think any-one has a problem with pornhub really. I mean when you really really need to get one out, then it’s fine, but when you’re done, then stab at the esc button shamefully like the rest of us, don’t be storing your favourites like “oh yeah Jasmine and felicia” that was really well acted. I love the juxtaposition and visual references and the soundtrack only added to the impact”

and…on your work computer.

swapping one form of multicultural hell

they have pretty awesome Pride marches in Aus, and they’ve just passed same sex marriage laws…good luck hun. :wink:

opened for several hours

that is Jasmine Live chat….jus’ saying. :lol:

we’ve all come in looking very demure today… haha!

Office dress codes horror stories…The loom room here get really hot in the summer, and some of the samples and first runs we make needs us to hover about to make sure it looks OK (it’s all very 18th century) so last summer, I was down here on my own, and it was mega hot, so stripped off to just my vest and cycling shorts…In walks the MD and a group of visitors!! que me hiding under the back of the loom and creeping out :lol:

OMG 9/11 nutters are like mega nerds… :lol:

all those videos should has a running caption at the bottom that just repeats…” and yet I have no friends, and I’ve never had a girlfriend, why is this?”