Everytime I read stuff like that, I breathe a sigh of relief that I live in England. Being told that your responsible for it raining by some dried up old coffin dodger hardly compares to some of the **** cruelty that goes on

I’d also add it has its fair amount of crime – a couple of friends were viciously mugged and others had their houses broken into.

Hmmm me an ex got attacked for holding hands one morning on the Cowley Rd, there are bits of Oxford that are crap, but that’s the same everywhere

I’m not going to comment on how pretty the students were 😆

Ha ha the Wheatsheaf OMG!! The bar with the stickiest floors in the world. Saw a band there that did all the shit stuff from Scott pilgrim. God they were shit

Don’t they have a black box or a beacon or something? Can’t the use satellites to track it?

How can they not know where it is?? 😯

OMG it’s mega expensive. Ex lived in St Mary’s road just of. The Cowley road in a shared house that was like a million a year for a room smaller than my bathroom!

But, the place just breathes history it’s amazing! And it’s got great shops an bars and cafes and the river, and libraries and free museums. In the autumn the parks are achingly gorgeous, it was soooo romantic 😳 buses are cheap and the walking and riding are great, bike shop in town was full of hip student **** but you can’t have everything.

O2 has great bands at cheap prices, saw the Baddies, Joy Formidable, and Passion Pit there for £9!!
( god just realised that those bands show how long ago that was!!)

I’d happily live there if I could afford it

Rude in a bad way Molly.

It wasn’t a great date TBF.

Ha ha, what a ****.

Mind you, he did say floods and disease, which is prob why I’ve got a scratchy fud this morning 😆

Binners , what the actual **** are you talking about? 😆

Humans have been around for thousands of years, we’ve lived with capitalism for about 200 years and its done more to **** up the world. ( god I sound like my Ex)

Just for Molly. Just to keep you up to speed Hun

Sat night. First date for ages, had to have a couple behore I went, steady the nerves, y know? *may* have overdone it… For some reason I just kept giggling like a ****.

Anyway she’s mates with some friends on FB that are mates of some of my friends ( it’s complicated) and was pretty short about her date. It was pretty rude ha ha

*may* have been staring at her breasts though, TBF they were pretty impressive

Eternal life

hmmmm, not sure, aren’t they the undead…which doesn’t sound quite so appealing

Obligatory posts of pictures of Kate B in a catsuit… [drifts away for a min] eerrrr, what? oh yes, are a bad thing, you bad men.

Wow, some pretty nasty comments on this thread!

Seems like it would be better if we joined forces. Yes there’s a bit if personal responsibility that needs to happen, people need. To understand that eating loads of shit will be bad, But the food companies need to change as well at the same time. If they can make all that amazing advertising work to make people want the good stuff then that would have such an amazing effect

Fell asleep half way through, what did the dead soldier have to do with it?

Driving lessons

Elizabeth Saary 😳

St Colin, first. Don’t blame yourself relationships fail for all sorts of reasons, and happen to happy beautiful gorgeous looking people, and it happens to the rest if us as well 😆

When I split up, we did the whole casual thing for a bit and its rubbish, trust me, it was just icky.

So, dumped properly no going back, did some rubbish dates, got drunk, laughed ( even if I didn’t feel like it) then got off my bum, painted my room, did loads of cycling with my dad, got a job. Very very content

Saw Ex over Xmas with her new partner… Not bothered, happy for them both, no one was more surprised than me!!

Once upon a time, in a posh Hotel….

Me: what’s this?

Ex: A bidet

Me: What’s it for

Ex: Washing after…y’know

Me: Cool, get undressed then.

Ex No, perv, after a wee

Me: ahhhhh… 😳

I want a puppy 🙁

Can I have a puppy?

Zokes that’s a bit of an urban myth I think my love

I’d like it to be a bit more than an occasional manifestation

*grumpy single sulk*

Clubber always thought that it was because it was women, they didn’t really care much

Rachel (feeling very glad she’s in the 21st Century, not the mid 20th…)

Can’t believe how shit it must have been for someone who is the same age as my granddad.

Thanks Three fish….sorry Rob 😳

If your my dad….EVERYTHING!!!!!

That bit in Leon where the cop goes….EVERYBODY!!!!…..?

Like that

emsz, a fish pie is still a pie for the same reason that men still have nipples.

Q Boy or Girl, which is correct?

I think we all know the answer, and secretly so does mama nature. 😆

No, they prefer to wander round covered in pointless logos advertising someone else’s product, having paid over the odds for the privilege. And it still has a camo pattern on!

so your fashion statement is “I’m anti fashion” whereas their fashion statement is “I like this brand”

Tip, they haven’t bought it because of the camo pattern ok? The Military thing was fashionable for a bit, but there’s a world between “actual” camo stuff and fashion camo and military cut and wot-not.

I’d post the vid of the bit in Devil wears Prada where Meryl pulls apart the girls attitude to fashion, but you prob still wouldn’t get it.

We’re all doing fashion Zero, whether we get it from the high street, Charity shops, or surplus shops, it’s still fashion straight (maybe a bit wiggly) from the pages of Cosmo and Vogue

Cool vid, he even has a porn face. 😉

I’ll be eating my bodyweight in shit that’s bad for me. Am going for a 20 mile on Boxing day with the run club though (starts at 8am!! O.M.G.)

I love the way your all shouting about Stonor being wrong, and then saying fish pie is fine….erm how does that work exactly?

Dentist: had a filling a couple of years ago (my first) and as he put the needle in, I was literally squirming in the chair, I’ve never gripping onto the arms of chair soooo hard in all my life!!

Makes me light headed just thinking about it.

Guys, without being funny or anything, but blokes that wear army gear who aren’t in the actual army = Not a good look.

OK?

Your arguing about pies now?

*walk away shaking head*

Does a pack of strings count?

Bikebouy, that Terry Pack is lovely

I’m too aware to fall for it, preferring to buy products based on quality and price

Point missed, again…

Wear a suit.

Where I work now, I did a year during my course (Textiles with Business, thanks for asking) They don’t wear suits, they pretty much all wear jeans and tees, went in a suit, with my folder with all my experience and certs and projects and stuff (which I’d completed mostly with them anyway, LOL

Still wore a suit, interview shoes, tights, shirt (the whole look)

MD said I was only the only one who bothered, and that it helped!!

We were asked to make some very cool camo gear made of custom Crye stuff. Had no velcro, (all button) for some guys that came over a few months back. Jackets and trousers and some harness stuff.

vodka. prob followed by baileys, then whatever I’ve got. which will be sambuca, or somthing

don’t ask

Finished watching it now, I wanted to be in the Scott Contessa Team, now I want to be Hanna Barnes.

Really I just want to be paid to play in the mountains on my bike and not paid to answer the phone and make samples… Boo

You think the choice of rider was made to get more women into mountain biking? Given the bikini shot, I’d say that the sponsors know exactly who their target demographic is.

Says more about your attitudes TBH

What would you expect her to go swimming in?

Girl next to me hums. All day. Tunelessly.

I want to hurt her 👿