Footflaps mace?

At school she was suspended for beating me up, i was her punchbag for a year or two, all it needed was for me to look at her, speak in class, i got my head shoved in a loo for “daring” to get changed for gym when she was in the changing room at the same time. Issues much!! 😯

Zippy my friends are lush, it’s her that’s the problem

I voted for them last time 😆

Well?
Done it yet?

Errrrr, no.

1. She’s about 20kgs heavier and about half a metre taller than me, and has kicked the crap out of me and my friends a couple of times
2. I’m not going to prison for murdering a horrible person like her
3. It’s much safer to just vent on here
4. I don’t need to. Every dog… And all that crap

As the UK isn’t in a permanently right wing state now…

It feels like it though. Where’s my left wing party that I can vote for?

It varies. I use F195 from Innov8 for fast work ( track days) and Kenyan hills and wot not. For longer runs 2 hours or more I use a pair of normal Adidas cos I can never concentrate about what my foot is doing and I’m all over the place, normal shoes just mean I don’t have to think about it.

It’s interesting, lots of people in my club tried minimal shoes, lots have gone back to regular running shoes apart from stuff like X country or track stuff

Where I want to!!

It’s my duvet, I will make a nest of it, and yes it possibly is a bit smelly, and yes there may be missing socks and knickers at the end, there may also be the telly remote that’s been missing for a bit and a plate, definitely a book

Single? How can you tell? 😆

Couple of fence panels yesterday

Chris ( housemate) put them back up last night in the dark, bless him!!

My mum has had one for ages, turned out to be indigestion. It was getting into her lungs and making her cough.

Might not be a cold

Mattrgee, There’s lots of great running advice on here, but surfer is proper guru, he has great advice and mostly spot on . I pretty much pay attention to everything he says re running

I don’t stretch before a run either.

Don’t run

I think it’s something to do with your calf muscles becoming used to cycling not running, they’ll ease up a bit, but I get the same thing when I go from normal road running shoes to flats for track work.

Take it slow after you’ve given yourself some time off to recover

Wow,you lot!! remind me never to get on your wrong side lol

Marcus seriously I just had a word with myself. Your right it isn’t worth getting wound up about, but there’s another friend of mine who has a bust nose because of the argument I had with this bitch ages ago She stood in front of me to stop me from getting smacked and ended up with a trip to AE herself ( another debt I can never repay)

I dunno what it is with this girl, she hates me for some reason that I can’t work out. Feeding her to some pigs just seemed like a great idea!!

MSP

Exactly!!

Would it be suss if I bought a axe on the way home, you guys won’t say anything, right?

Mogrim, someone in particular. I think I’m going to knit a voodoo doll of her and just stab that!!

Pathetic really, she’s a really nasty piece of work, girl I knew at school, seems to make it her business to make my life shit occasionally. stuff she’s been saying to some people that I know really wound me up. I know I should let it go, but she really does deserve a slap!!

Why are people like that?

Obvs it’s someone I know!! I’m not some weird serial killer/ random!!

Binners

Raspberry ripple cupcake for the sugar rush

Chips

Diving bell and the butterfly

Too sad to watch again, I was in bits the first time around

Pesto is pretty Bleuuurgh TBF

I’m not massively keen on flappy birds/pigeons. There’s a bit on my way into work where they stand around waiting for me, and as I get near they take off ON PURPOSE near my head, which makes me squeal a bit.

And cottage cheese. Obvs

Rachel,

Ex was a mix between lily loveless and Ruta Gedmintas…, ( sigh)

Orange and Lemon are the SS14 colours for men’s fashion. Dare you 😈

You don’t have to be a skinny teenager, just don’t be a drone. 🙄

I don’t own a pair of jeans, or North American work wear as I like to call it, you are of course aware that a T-shirt is underwear? 🙄

Sums up most men’s attitude to clothes.

Scared of colour, scared of fashion, uniform at school, other clothes chosen by wives or mothers, everso slightly sad.

Easily over 100 pairs, some of which I’ve never worn and some are the wrong size

some of you lot are like women……

You need to try much harder, Hun *kisses*

PE in pants? Yep
Games outside in all weathers? Yep ( our field was on a hill, we would lie flat on the ground when the teacher went looking
Playing outside all day and night? Yep, the summer of 2003 I think I sept and eat at home, other than that I was out on my bike

I’m only in my twenties 🙂

2 things today

Thing 1: biscuits that look like the are soft and chewy so you buy one but it turns out to be crunchy and crumbly

Thing 2 when your not getting any. Why is it the only thing you can think about?

I’ve given up giving up. I now have “times where I need to have a ciggie” and times when I have a stern word with myself “Amelia, these are disgusting, stop it you stupid cow”

Right now I need fags, sorry

So… cheesecake is out? Even home made?

No, just don’t live off it

I’ve just finished the latest Peter Grant one, read it in 2 days flat

I’ve got a packet of cock flavoured soup, bought it from aldi 😆

I wonder if the bloke in the goatse pic introduces himself as “the goatse bloke from the picture” to people

My boss’s chair squeaks everytime he moves and he’s a fidget. Grrrrr I am going to have stab him, it’s the only solution. And the thong that is currently cutting me in half is bloody annoying

Yeah, normally you can just pull it out and then file the edge down a bit. You’ll have to take the strings off though. There’s plenty of you tubes about re stringing guitars

Jack Steadman ( lead singer of Bombay Bicycle club) tried to cop a feel at an after party a couple of years ago, that boy would not take no for an answer 😆 he was pretty pissed up though. Took my ex gf to finally convince him ha ha

Englishman and Irishman walk into a bar

Barman says “is this some sort of a joke”.

ones that are comfy.

tbh i run maybe 30 miles a week and i use whatever sport direct have on offer. 😳 curenntly some purple Acsis that are nice, before that some Adidas

Or

I sept funny and have sore muscles around my ribs that means I can’t really breathe in hard. I was supposed to do a 15 mile run today. I wasn’t massively unhappy about missing it TBH.

Hot water bottle, fleece blankey and the tennis is much nicer 😆

Right, so. Girl with foundation, make up, lippy and a hair do looks better..? 🙄

Personally better off as I was a student now I’m working, but now having to pay rent to Chris ( flatmate) booo.

Show them pictures of meth mouth, that will put them off it