Ok if we’re doing smutty: :oops:

What’s it like having a thingy?!? Does it get in the way, is it uncomfy, How is it that even with a hose that you can apparently point, you can still miss the toilet? (Eeeeeuuww) that would be interesting, fapping would be dull, still just friction, right? :lol: only…yknow.. Just the once (poor dears)

I’m trying to persuade my dad that I need a full suss. I’ve tested a orange Diva and the nukeproof TR which was amazing!!

Charlie the Cham will be unhappy though :(

Seriously??

I watch my dad just lift the front wheel while going up the first section of Cwmcarn over all those roots and stuff. And I’m like breathing out of my ears in the lowest gear just trying to keep moving!! No fair!! And then downhill try to muscle the bike around when you’ve got no muscle and are knackered from the climb

Depressing :(

Sensible answer: it would be cool to go mountain biking and have loads of strength and stamina

Not sensible answer: go to the pub and flirt with girls….erm….

oh, FFS.

Is it all right with you if I just ride my bike? :roll:

Of course he has a name!!

Next you’ll be saying that I shouldn’t be talking to him either!!

Crazy

Oh, I’m terrible for this. I don’t mind getting charlie* dirty, but afterwards he needs a wash and a oil

And if anything doesn’t work properly I nag at my dad until he fixes it. I don’t think he’s joking when he says he spends more time on my bike than he does on his

*his name, obvs :roll:

I go through socks like mad, I like the double ones that are good for not getting blisters.

Trainers: try as many as you can be bothered to

Calves: mine still ache!! Mostly had after a track session on flats

Music: go for it!! I love singing along to stuff on my shuffle, would go mad on long runs without it. Try different earbuds though as iPhone/iPod ones fall out of my ears

Welcome to the family :)

According to some one on here a while ago, my very presence causes flooding.

Really though just call me Fabric off cut girl. The amazing ability to store random bits of fabric that will apparently magic themselves into a quilt or bunting

Either a ES330 or a casino, I’d have the strip the paint Obvs :)

I’ve got a canondale raven on mine, have previously had a Bel Air which was ok.

Running
Playing guitar
Xbox
MTB with my dad

You know what? There are probably people in England that don’t really want to serve me. And mostly I Couldn’t care less. How will they know? It’s not like I have “I’m a dyke” tattooed on my forehead.

Your all going to so hate me.

So there’s this girl, our heroine lets call her Amelia, she meets her princess, lets call her Sara. It’s sort of doomed and all messed up from the start ( aren’t all the best love stories) because although Sara is so obvs falling, she’s very very confused ( as an aside, she never seemed that confused when…y’know… But I digress) anyway they get to have a few months of happy, then Sara goes to Uni, LDR…never really works, long story short it all falls apart ( mostly it turns out because Sara can’t keep her hands to herself what did I say about confused?)

Any ways, they go there separate ways, there’s a bit of trying to make it work, a bit of fallout sex, lots of recriminations, lots of shouty phone calls… You know the sort of thing. Then it’s quiet….too quiet. Our heroine tries to move on, her princess finds new happyness… But deep down they sort of move around each other like a bit of a whirlpool… It’s almost inevitable really….

How in the world did I end up being “the bit on the side”

I think you’d have to do a bit of personal shit, and at the same time do the lottery numbers. So

1. Yes, durr obvs
2. A couple of years
3. Not organise a party
4. Apart from going to the co-op to put my lottery numbers up. I’d have had a easier life

Royals was kinda Hummy for a bit, but it has been played to death, and she does come across as a bit, ummmmmm high maintenance

Lana Del Ray…. ?

Binners,

There’s been some action on the dating* front actually. I could go into details but you’d probably be put off your dinner, Hun

* is too strong really, it’s all a bit “with benefits” but things are weird ATM

I’ll update the Hollyoaks thing when it’s not so “car crash”

What relationship?

TBH thinking about it makes me sad and lonely. She was/is still the person that I dream about. It would never work between us, we want different things, but still…

So you do “know” really.

Rule follower probably

I worry. stupidly worry about stuff I can’t help. Do “they” like me, why does no one fancy me, all those stupid fashion things that come down to “does my bum look big in this?” Seriously, I stood in front of a mirror looking at my thigh gap the other day cause it was in one of those stupid mags full of celebs!! I worry about my mum worrying about me.

I took a lid from a yoghurt back to tesco cause I accidentally put it in my bag without paying for it!!

Sad

Be yourself, everyone else is taken

As they say themselves they are a group that dedicates itself against ” the rise of the corporate Political elite who’s power is directed against basic human rights and civil and political liberties”

Sounds like a silly little protest to me. :roll:

I’m properly amazed at some of the replies on this. I wonder if Emily Davison* ever existed at all.

* I bet you have to google her

Jamie, I’m doing a sort of smirky-half smile at you.

I’m in a mood today, can’t figure out why.

God, you’re like my dad :roll:

So. You get up every 2 hours in the middle of the night to eat? It’s sort of a bit pathetic to think that you “need” to eat every 2 hours.

Have got a banana in case I get hungry.

Sorry to go on, but no…that’s why you’ve got 2 stone to loose. Get used to the feeling of being hungry, it won’t kill you, promise. Amazed by the fact that people can’t accept a teeny bit of discomfort in their lives to get what they want

Drop the fruit replace it with Veg

Just stop snacking. don’t replace one snack with a different one!

breakfast, lunch, tea. simple.

Everything is awesome….

Apart from the kid who talked all the way through it. And kicked my chair. I know it’s a kids movie, but if you’re a parent think of others before you let your brat chatter away all through the film grrrrrrr

” I only build in black, or very dark grey” is now my motto :)

Where are you “snacking” on 3 peices of fruit a day out of interest?

I think that it’s a big part of why people are over weight, loads of people think they need to have a snack in the morning and afternoon. Really you don’t

Can I get a super large fries and a vanilla shake?

Thanks, oh BBQ sauce, ta

Congratulations Cougar!!

*hugs and big sloppy kisses* sooooo romantic, sigh :oops:

This time last year me an her were trying too hard to rescue something that we both knew was pretty much past dead.

It still hurts a bit TBH

So, 1 lap, then 2 then and so on up to 5 laps with 1-2 minute rest in between, I think maybe im going to loose the 2000m one 8)

Ok thanks surfer, I’m doing pyramid 400m. 20-30x depending on the session. Lap time is about the same, but I’m struggling to maintain that for the whole session at the minute. Want to vom most of the time!

Any old cheap spikes? I wear addidas normal shoes

Juliana Origin comes in 26″ version. Lovely colour as well. It very small though.

I’m looking at either the Five Diva or Nukeproof TR next. Both 27.5 but the Nukeproof is so much fun to ride!!

This running thing is getting expensive :roll:

Tricky….

Monkey arms and wide knees, commit.

Best advice I got when I started out ( by one if my dads friends) other than that, don’t be patronising, ride slower, don’t ride off on the DH sections at a million miles an hour. Ride with her up the hills. Make sure her bike works and isn’t shit

I’ve been told about spikes for track work, I’m doing 400m intervals should I be in spikes?

Emsz party policies

1. Nuclear disarmament
2. More social housing built
3. 50% of women as MPs
4. Re-nationalise water electricity and gas
5. Ban House of Lords
6. Vat free tampons

Other stuff that I haven’t thought of yet :lol: