I reckon most farmers would probably want to grow food for their families, but having Taliban and Us lot fighting in your field probably doesn’t help.

If I was a farmer I’d grow whatever I could that I could sell. Why would I care where it was going or ending up, I mean here are your soldiers **** up my country so have some heroin back in return, one good deed deserves another, isn’t that right?

Ok let’s say its mostly water… What does that mean though? Why would she loose 4kgs of water? It’s mad trying to get your head round it!

Binbins yep, 2 arms 2 legs 1 head, she’s all still there :)

Thanks Jock, I showed this to my dad. (he’s 46) he went v quiet, came and gave me a hug and promised to make an appt with the GP to get checked.

*hugs*

Passing it on 8)

n fact let me qualify that, “It’s not the gay way” that should read it’s not the “Scene Gay way” there are hundreds of silent Gay majority as well, that just don’t want the fuss, that get on with their lives lead normal existences just like the everybody else

What like? oohhh, idunno, getting married, and living normal lives like everyone else?

Didn’t we have this chat a while back derek? No special rights, just normal like everyone else…great isn’t it?

BTW I’m still desperate to know what a scene gay is :lol:

AdamW your posts about your hubby are so full of love. It really shows 8)

Shortish (sub10) just to make see your pace is still ok, then one more long, I worry until I’ve done a 20, then I relax. I would just do a couple of pace sessions next week and maybe a half at the weekend to wind down a bit

Good advice on here as usual

What time are you aiming for?

Poor things

Friday: 4 pack of WKD blue, 3 pints cider. 2 jbombs
Saturday: half a bottle of Pino, just the 2 pints as I was running Sunday

Are you aiming for a time or just complete it?

so it would look like battenburg.

:lol: 8)

I want some new pedals as well, a pair of the Hope ones in Red please

Rusty the correct answer to the question girl or boy? Is of course, girl.

You know it :wink:

The only issue with keeping things trim and cycling is: stubble rash. I mean I’d like to be all rad fem about it and not bother, but in reality that’s not gonna happen so pretty much have to time things just so.

You lot have it easy you know. :roll:

Labia is lovely this time of year

Presume that if you’re having a rumble with someone you know them well enough to know what words to use
, but yeah the 4 letter word ending in ..nt is awful

As far as I know, I didn’t come equipped with flashing lights, that or no one as hit the right button yet

I think you mean a Hollywood cougar ( completely hair free)

Brazilian is like a little strip.

Edit : her full name is Foufou de Feefee, so much classier than..yknow… Fanny

We have one loo at work. It’s been converted so that disabled people can use it . The hand rails are covered with clothes and samples, there is in fact a rather fit bloke getting changed in it right now ( fire suit sample fit and photoshoot) there’s some sweaty palms amongst the girls and Simon

I need a wee though

People who read fanfics, instead of books, and then have the audacity to complain about them being amateurish.

Instead of? You really haven’t seen my bookshelves huh? TBF some of them are barely better than Fanfics, and some of them are actually pretty good.

You are only jealous as your bits are not so fiddlyable

You reckon?

I personally feel shaving is a deeply un-natural act. Probably right there with necrophilia.

Saving my pits and foufou is like shagging a dead person? Right, that makes loads of sense

Men with their hands in their pockets = fiddling with their bits

Binners I thought buying wine was all about the snobbery?

People who don’t update their fanfics

I don’t care if you’ve got a life, write the next chapter of your story!!! Grrrr

I know someone called Chardonnay

Yep. Exactly like that as well x

Can I get? Guilty
LOVE letters Guilty
Check my balance before getting cash and get receipt. Guilty
Wandering about on the pavement like a drunk? Guilty
Scarf no coat. guilty

Really?

I just go for whatever’s on offer. Pino Grigio if you’ve a date, cider oblivion if you have to get drunk

Do you shave your armpits and pubes?

Is that a trick question?

There’s an Oven cleaner called Oven Pride. Comes with a bag and you put everything in, and it just works…

I know, but clean oven, done NO work. Cool as ****!!

What’s a haitch?

I’ve got a vest on as well :(

Ha ha you need to pay attention to Kate Bush stuff, some of it is very X rated!!

I like the smell of chlorine in swimming pools.

Yes I know why it smells like that, but I still like the smell.

Mumford and Sons rocketdog

Binners loves them

Beards are pretty cool I think

Waiting for the cutter [over there] to finish some sleeve pieces for my size sample of a new jacket for a fireman suit.

There’s other stuff to do, tbh someone else can answer the phone

1/ What are the benefits to society that would justify the legalisation of drugs that are currently illegal ?

There are people in prison that are there because they have taken drugs that are illegal, if you decriminalise that, thousands of otherwise normal people are released from prison. Families will be complete again, they can get a job and pay tax…

How’s that?

I’m having an argument with myself about a banana, and you’re eating a pie…in a bun

*Sigh*

Ok, I’ll wash my hair, don’t go on!

trackie bottoms are comfy, it’s either those or the pink PJ’s.

5999 and best tile was 512.

Cool little game

Just admiring his handiwork, Mogrim. :). He’s got all the moves…just like Jagger

I had a grey hair a few weeks back that was like, maybe 20cm long in my fringe!!

How in the world I missed that ill never know. Haven’t found anymore touch wood

Because we’re fed this lie about life long romantic bliss that we’re all supposed to achieve, along with the fulfilling career and house and car and kids/cats.

It’s crap and were shallow/ optimistic to believe it

That Kirk, he’s a one, isn’t he? :)

Seeing as everyone else is guessing….

Remember a few weeks ago there was a massive stabbing knife terrorist attack in China? Well it was in Kunming, look it up on a map… Yeah?

Chinese aren’t saying anything are they? They busy blaming Malaysia for all this, I think they shot it down. That’s why there’s no radar no trace, it was hijacked by Chinese terrorists and china ‘sorted’ it

It’s a rubbish theory