wearing bright pink tutu’s

Are you sure they’re gay, that’s not nearly fabulous enough…

This is scene gay vs normal gay all over again :roll:

Can I ask if any of you guys have ever been “checked out” ?

You get what I mean by that, right?

Taking something that’s not yours without asking is wrong I’m amazed anyone would disagree.

No one is really disagreeing with that, and I’ll bet your son already knew that, now he also knows that his dads got a temper. :?

My dad had a jar of change when I lived at home (probs still does) it was full of brown coins mostly but if you rummaged around you could come up with the odd 50p or even v occasionally a quid!! I used to help myself to it.

How would you have reacted? As my dad was pretty much not bothered.

Your son probably understands the concept of stealing, and maybe technically he sort of did, when he helped himself to your loose change, but is it really worth going ‘mental’ about it?

What’s more important to you? The relationship with your son? Or the 2.00 he spent on some crisps? Did you not maybe think that he thought it would be ok? That its just some crisps?

Seriously, you went ‘mental’ over some crisps? have a word with yourself

They are lovely, in a sort of repulsive and disgusting way. It’s the meal equivalent of not showering for a day

If its not a Bombay bad boy, your not trying

Nashwaymule, they make cakes…for weddings…they can’t just pick and chose what laws they feel like.

Ok so no shagging the relleys, fair point. I’m just bragging that I’m 2 for 2 this summer.

[boom Chica waah waah]

Some people don’t like homosexuals, you mean the thought of homosexuality? Right? I mean how would you tell otherwise? What if they came into your shop and wanted a nazi themed rainbow marridged cake. Then you’d be all conflicted and shit.

Didn’t think of that!!!

Busted

Graham….no, not fighting. If you haven’t had a bridesmaid at the end of the weddingde/marrridgde then either she’s not drunk enough or your pulling powers aren’t up to much

Hovers over the report button

Graham good point, while a rumble with the bridesmaid in the loos is absolutely what every weddinge needs, no ones going to be pleased if they don’t know what speed the cake should be doing.

As a point of order my wedding cake will have NO **** rainbows anywhere near it, it will be much more fabulous than that, possibly with swastikas and 40mph signs and perhaps a wind farm or two ( battery operated so they go round and round and with dead seagulls on them)

on a side note this PC crap goes too far.

Oh? Something tells me your just dying to say more..

Kattusha is Russian for Cathy or Katie dunno what they think they advertise though :)

Good: my dad getting a smile from Jens when he shouted “shut up legs” as he absolutely fly by. Stupid I know but I had no idea just how fast they go!!!

Bad the traffic and the car breaking down and waiting 5 hours for the breakdown man

Ugly: my dad in his bright yellow tee shirt ( shame)

Moses errr no…. :?

Binners: two words Boy Shorts

I can rock the whole 70’s look (au natrel) and not have to worry about it*

* apart from, well obvs I have to worry about it, but not for that reason…. :roll:

Because, sadly, cakes and bread are tasty.

So in those other threads were you argued until you were blue in face that your body is different to mine and mine is different to everyone else’s and how you suffered low energy levels and alllll that crap and how ideit wasnt working for you it does just boil down to the fact that you can’t lay off the cake?

Btw you weigh two of me ;)

Can’t put iTunes on a chromebook though :(

GramhamS I dunno if you play stuff but you can load up different sessions on these games so you can just play the running about shooting people stuff, my brother plays the training sessions on MW like a million times a day, he’s NEVER played the mission as they’re “well dull”

So you can play COD or whatever and never see the cuts

Northwind, I guess.

Last rambling bit of nonsense I promise ( I HAVE to sleep) the bands that come to Glastonbury and give their music to the crowd and let the crowd in are the best ones the ones that say “here’s my stuff, please enjoy it with me” and sometimes the likes of Jay Zee and Dolly can do it ironically like they’re in on the joke. But some bands come and just don’t understand the vibe of the place

Some of the best ever Glastonbury bits are never what you expect. Radiohead on the park stage a few years back, blur and the crowds singing tender back at Damon and he was in bits on stage

It’s never about the bands it’s about the moments that are shared with them, and its hard to do. Metallica were good, but not special

I think the bigger acts who’ve never been to Glastonbury before have a attitude of ” these crowds are here to see us” rather than in reality it’s like they’ve come to us.. Does that even Make any sense! LoL

Scamper, sure wear what you want just don’t be all offended if we take the piss and don’t tell us to stick our hands ups if we “love to hear music”. Your a 50 year old baldy bloke mate, you’re nothing special.

They were ok in a “well lets see what all the fuss is about” sort if way as I literally have never heard any Metallica ever. To my ears it was just like every other metal band I’ve ever heard. Or is it the other way round and every other band sound just like them, I think they’ve been going since before I was born, right?

In lots of ways it was like the Rolling Stones last year in that the didn’t seem to care about the specialness of Glastonbury, and I guess for them it probs isn’t all that, so they come across as a bit “this is our act were just going through the numbers gimme my dollars”

They (like lots of bands of Middle Ages blokes) take themselves far far too serious. I mean you’re prancing about on a stage in tight jeans and your my dads age? Please pass the sick bag

Games my brother(14) wants to play go through “emsz can Euan play this?” question as my parents know I play a load of stuf. GrahamS a lot of stuff you see on those films you can skip past, and most people do. There’s a well know level on MW called no Russian where you have to shoot civvies. The game actually allows you to just walkthrough so your not shooting innocent bystanders.

I’d be chilled about 13-14 yr olds playing cod but not gta

John peel stage as normal had better acts on it. Spent a long time there. Although didn’t much like London Grammar. A bit over hyped?

Lilly’s set after the thunder storm was great.

There are some idiotic things on this thread, but I’m too knackered to even be bothered with it now. Her music isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, fair enough, but the sort of tasteless moronic stuff about her looks or collers and cuffs :roll: makes you look like a sexist idiot.

Love the work on this thread :lol:

Had to throw all the clothes from the year, literally just fit for the bin :)

So;

Weather

If you wave a flag pole that is basically a long thin metal rid, and a security bloke comes to tell you that there’s a thunder storm coming that will close the stages, yes it’s a good idea to not wave it about any more you massive dick

Music

First off none of the headliners were massively inspirational for me, I’m not a Metallica fan but they seemed to go down well, like most blokes they took themselves waaaay to serious. Kasabian were kasabian. Seen them before and I’ve never got the hype, dolly was fun in a sing along sort if way. Lilly was cool, elbow were cool ( went along with me dad) pixies rocked. Lana del ray wasn’t off key (might be a telly thing) but she was v nervous bless her. Ellie Goulding was Pop queen love her stuff Mogwai were cool, Bombay Bicycle club did a good set, maniacs were shit as usual. Royal blood was good

There’s more I think off I’m sure

Oh and to the drunk Scottish blokes “falling” onto tents? Not cool, tossers :twisted:

Lemon or vinegar for the stain, wear a tee, only wear your Shirt for one day

Emptying a bottle as I’m emptying my draws

No one to take me out

Sorting out my cupboards and draws

Another radiohead convert as well been listening to In Rainbows a huge amt recently

The whole idea of public swimming pools is just weird.

Think its been drummed into us that there is no help coming to us from govt. Unemployment benefit is just too hard to claim, we can’t get on the housing ladder, I can’t afford proper driving lessons. I’m chilled about immigration they’re just looking for the same better life that I am. Getting a job is a nightmare, loads of my friends are stuck in maccy D or similar and they just know you can’t get any other work so screw you over all the time ( extra shifts, zero hours, no breaks, no promotion) mate went for shop floor in waterstones, there were 200 applications, she’s got a degree in biology!! Mad

Got no time to look after other people!!

Oh god where do I start?

Tea towels are not for blowing your nose ( who knew)
My floor is not an extra storage space for clothes and plates
Crystal castles is not relaxing music
20 mins is apparently too long in the shower
Trying to work out the tab for jigsaw falling into place while for football is on is not allowed

Tazzy if you can point to the bits of animals where nuggets burgers and sausages grow, then I’ll stop eating them. Really though there are just convenience. The protein I eat comes packaged the same way, but isn’t made from the flesh of dead things

Thanks (kisses)

Stoner, you do know you can get this stuff in supermarkets, right?

Actually you could combine the Manly thread and the prejudice thread by driving to the rainforest in that jeep you built making your own beans and bringing them home while hating people who don’t do the same